Do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

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What's the difference between red and blue thermometers?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devildocjames
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2020
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A nurse looks in her pocket, and finds a rectal thermometer.

She says, in exasperation, β€œsome arsehole’s got my pen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LTAD2108
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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What’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?

The taste.

Kindly stolen from my friend who is an ER doc.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foxtrot_uckilo
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I took my 1 year old to the ER with the flu. As the nurse was taking her temperature rectally with the thermometer in the butt, he sympathized with her misery by saying β€œI know, it stinks.”

To which I responded β€œIt certainly will when you take it out.” I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khoalb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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The new Coronavirus rectal thermometer...

Is a real pain in the ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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My doctor was struggling to write my prescription when I said β€œDoctor, that’s a rectal thermometer in your hand!”

He replied, β€œDammit! Some asshole’s got my pen!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seattledandy
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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I’m an ER nurse and I just found a rectal thermometer in my pocket.

Some asshole’s got my pen!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/onejoelyrancher
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?

You may have graduated but i have many degrees!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scaryAstronaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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What do you call a normal sized thermometer?

Fare in height

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butt3rnugg3t
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Who took the nurse's rectal thermometer?

Some asshole.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/keithasaurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2018
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What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste!

This is one of my dad’s favorite jokes to tell, he passed away two years ago, miss you a lot dad!

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I own two thermometers of exactly the same size.

I guess you could say they're fair in height.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SactoGamer
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2016
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Why can’t thermometers be wrong?

Because then they’d be therdadometers. Told this one to my wife she seemed to like it...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ufgatorengineer11
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2018
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlugBoy42
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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Whats the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aashaychavishay
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanut31
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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How can you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/magicmitchmtl
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal one?

The flavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnjm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2020
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/knackerthrasher
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?

β€œSome asshole has my pen.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HalyconBolt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and an anal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LDJ007
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanut31
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What is the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wrynot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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What’s the difference between a rectal and, a oral thermometer?

The taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesuscide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/peanut31
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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What's the difference between a regular thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The flavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ValkornDoA
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2020
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nihilman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Link_s09
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks

"Some asshole has my pen"

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Why did the doctor pull a rectal thermometer out of their pocket?

Some asshole has their pen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fox3717
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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What is the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?

The taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dirtydan2003
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phatbatt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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A nurse finds her thermometer in her breastpocket and thinks:

" some asshole has got my pen."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lasertrex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket

Sighs, and says "Crap, some asshole has my pen."

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2017
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What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular one?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WellShitTheBed
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2018
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer, and a rectal thermometer?

The taste.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lumber__Zach
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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How do you tell a rectal thermometer from an oral thermometer?

The flavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amd20555
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2018
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