Do you know the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
What's the difference between red and blue thermometers?
A nurse looks in her pocket, and finds a rectal thermometer.
She says, in exasperation, “some arsehole’s got my pen.”
What’s the difference between an oral and rectal thermometer?
The taste.
Kindly stolen from my friend who is an ER doc.
I took my 1 year old to the ER with the flu. As the nurse was taking her temperature rectally with the thermometer in the butt, he sympathized with her misery by saying “I know, it stinks.”
To which I responded “It certainly will when you take it out.” I accepted the long awkward silence that followed as thunderous applause.
The new Coronavirus rectal thermometer...
Is a real pain in the ass
My doctor was struggling to write my prescription when I said “Doctor, that’s a rectal thermometer in your hand!”
He replied, “Dammit! Some asshole’s got my pen!”
I’m an ER nurse and I just found a rectal thermometer in my pocket.
Some asshole’s got my pen!
What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
You may have graduated but i have many degrees!
What do you call a normal sized thermometer?
Who took the nurse's rectal thermometer?
What is the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
The taste!
This is one of my dad’s favorite jokes to tell, he passed away two years ago, miss you a lot dad!
I own two thermometers of exactly the same size.
I guess you could say they're fair in height.
Why can’t thermometers be wrong?
Because then they’d be therdadometers. Told this one to my wife she seemed to like it...
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Whats the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
What's the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
What did the nurse say when she found a rectal thermometer in her pocket?
“Some asshole has my pen.”
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What’s the difference between an oral thermometer and a rectal thermometer?
What's the difference between a rectal thermometer and an oral thermometer?
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket and thinks
"Some asshole has my pen"
Why did the doctor pull a rectal thermometer out of their pocket?
Some asshole has their pen.
What is the difference between a rectal and oral thermometer?
What’s the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A nurse finds her thermometer in her breastpocket and thinks:
" some asshole has got my pen."
A nurse finds a rectal thermometer in her pocket
Sighs, and says "Crap, some asshole has my pen."
What’s the difference between a rectal thermometer and a regular one?
What’s the difference between an oral thermometer, and a rectal thermometer?
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