Hello,
I am an incoming freshman and I am wondering about this course, as well as about the professor listed for the Fall 2020 semester. I could not find anything on him on ratemyprofessor.com, not on planetterp.com. Do you guys know anything about this class? Is it hard? The average GPA is kind of low there, so I am worried...
Flavio Santorio: 11-4 28 starts 172.0 innings 1.47 ERA 199K 0.79 WHIP
Sean Phibbs: 16-5 32 starts 182.1 innings 1.88 ERA 262K 0.84 WHIP
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
4-28-99 Todd Cameron Smith, Taber, Alberta "Ever since the shooting at Columbine in Colorado all I've been able to think about is doing this."
5-20-99 T.J. Solomon, 15, Conyers, GA Heritage High He became obsessed with Columbine. Most of the parties who dealt with him agree that Columbine played a key role in stimulating his behavior.
11-1-99 Bad Reichenhall, Germany, windowsill sniper Martin Peyerl, 16 According to his schoolmates, after Columbine Martin was heard to say "Cool, I would like to do that too."
12-6-99 Fort Gibson, OK Seth Trickey, 13 "Trickey... was deeply influenced by the Columbine shootings."
2-21-00 POTSDAM, Germany -- Police arrest a 16-year-old girl for allegedly planning a bloodbath at her school on the anniversary of the Columbine High School shootings. "She regarded the Littleton shooters as heroes. During a search of her home the cops found videos and newspaper articles about Columbine."
4-20-00 Stabbing attacks in an Ottawa-area high school -- on the anniversary of the Columbine massacre in Colorado -- left five people wounded. According to an article in the Ottawa Citizen, a 15-year-old boy, who was teased mercilessly by his classmates, became obsessed with the Columbine school massacre and the violent perpetrators of the tragic event. He posted pictures of the young men in his lockers and began counting down the days until the anniversary.
1-20-01 Al DeGuzman, De Anza Community College, Cupertino, CA (planned) Investigators are alleged to have also recovered an audiocassette on which DeGuzman expresses sympathy for Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold, several articles about the shootings and notes allegedly written by DeGuzman in praise of Klebold and Harris. "Eric Harris is God. He's my savior," was alleged to have been written on his website.
2-5-01 Hoyt, KS Royal Valley High School Three students, ages 18, 17, and 16, were arrested for plotting an attack on their high school "They often talked of the Columbine massacre.... they seemed to become obsessed."
2-8-01 Preston Junior High School, Ft. Collins, CO Three teenage boys were jailed on charges that they planned to copy the deadly Columbine attack at their junior high school in Fort Collins. Police found evidence hauntingly similar to that found in the aftermath of the Columbine shooting. Was planned for 4-20-01.
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Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
