Hormone replacement therapy synonyms
Add therapy dogs considered working dogs?
If so, would they be white collar workers?
Why are you bringing me to this mountain river after our couple therapy session?!
Our therapist said I need to valley date you.
After many years of therapy, my psychologist has finally cured me of the desire to sit in the corner in public and blow on people that walk by! But now I have the urge to wear teen idol t-shirts and lean against the wall...
Long time fan, first time poster.
My son is going to therapy in order to treat his aibohphobia
He is even scared of saying it
Today's the day I bring my Son to weekly speech therapy..
.. easier done than said.
I went to a therapy group to help me cope with loneliness
And no one else turned up!
What did the mummy say after his therapy session?
Thanks doc, it was so hard keeping all that under wraps
Every dog is a therapy dog...
Most just do it pro-bone-o
Where should children with ADHD be sent to for therapy?
After 12 years of therapy, my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.
He said, "No hablo Ingles."
ReTAIL therapy for the K9's!
Therapy
A psychiatrist asked his patient if he could remember one life changing moment that really stood out from any others.
He replied. "Why yes. I remember it like it was yesterday. I was running down the street with tears flowing from my eyes crying 'Its a boy, its a boy!' I made a concious decision that day to never visit another brothel in Thailand".
Why do amateur tailors need therapy?
Because they've sewn terrible things
What do you call an educated therapy dog?
I’ve decided to try electro therapy.
The results were shocking.
Someone asked about where to get therapy for issues with procrastination
I tried out a weight watchers group therapy session but no one would talk about their experiences.
There were just too many elephants in the room
Did you hear about the doctor who was practicing bee venom therapy without a license?
He was arrested in a sting operation.
What do you call a patient that handles their physical therapy like it’s a cake walk?
A friend who lost all his toes to a lawnmower wants me to take him to a group therapy session for toeless people.
I told him I wasn’t comfortable with this, and now he’s accusing me of being lack-toes intolerant.
My friend keeps telling me that he goes to speech therapy every week.
I have unidirectional phobia, but after many years of therapy and support groups.
I finally took a step in the right direction.
TIL: The new popular therapy technique calls to express anger at everything, no matter how small the issue may be.
What do you call therapy for farm animals?
Why did the cupboard have therapy?
With enough therapy all your problems become apparent.
My dad is a Star Wars fan and my parents are in couples therapy over it.
Therapist: So why do you want to end your marriage?
Mom: I'm sick of all of the Star Wars puns.
Dad: Divorce is strong with this one.
I'm thinking about going into business for myself with a combined therapy/body hair removal clinic...
I'm gonna call it "GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST"!
I recently had surgery on my knee and have been going to physical therapy every week.
It’s pivotal to my recovery.
Best secret way to keep your physical therapy a secret?
Well, it's always best to be just Loki unless you're just too Thor.
Have you heard airlines aren't allowing therapy cats on planes anymore?
Why did the IT support guy start going to couples therapy?
Because he was unable to connect with his Wi-Fi.
(I originally heard this joke as "Why was the IT guy sad?" "Because his Wi-Fi left him".
I ask you, which is better. Your answer should be neither, both are horrible.)
Why did the kerosene go to therapy?
To get help with his obsessive-combustive disorder.
Dad goes to speech therapy
Therapist: "repeat after me; I'm thirsty"
Dad: I'm...thirsty
Therapist: "I'm hungry"
Dad: I'm..h... Hi hungry, I'm dad
Therapist: throws clipboard at wall
credit to my University Yik Yak
Co-worker sent e-mail w/ cute photo "Puppy therapy outside, part of wellness fest"
Office manager replied: Why are those puppies in therapy?
I went to a therapy group to cope with my loneliness...
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