I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely....

.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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In the old Wild West there was a notorious gang of dangerous outlaws, they’d just attacked a town.

The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.

After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said β€œLook sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”

The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.

The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says β€œwhere the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”

Deputy says β€œwell you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”

β€œBullshit!” Says the sheriff β€œyou stay here I’m going to check this out!”

So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.

The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.

Deputy says to the sheriff β€œ Boss what the hell happened!”

The sheriff looks up from the ground and says β€œBACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FleetChief
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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post 1 year old? I'm the fastest crossposter in the wide wild west
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pyrio666
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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A three legged dog from the wild west walks into a bar and looks around

The bar tender looks a him and says "who are you looking for?" to which the dog replies "I'm looking for the guy who shot my paw".

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2016
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Why were the eggs and bunny never spot out in the wild west?

Because the holiday was always celebrated Easter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSygil
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2018
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Did you hear about the cowboy who wanted to be a cheerleader but couldn't because of his uncontrollable gas?

He was the rootinest tootinest cowboy in the wild west

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainnT
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely...

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely...

...if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West...

...could have been avoided completely if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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