A cruise ship passes by a remote island, and all the passengers see a bearded man running around and waving his arms wildly. "Captain," one of the passenger asks, "who is that man over there?"

"I have no idea," the captain says, "but he goes nuts every year when we pass him."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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Talking to my wife about needing new clothes and a wild pun appeared!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GonzoUCF
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2017
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A Wild Pun Appeared!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sergeoff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2013
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I tried wild ox milk

Turns out I'm yak-tose intolerant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShadeTreeMechanix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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How do you find Will Smith in a snow storm?

You look for fresh prints

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHibernian
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2021
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I just beat my friend in a Wild West themed art race!

I was quicker to the draw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoo-lad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I believe a lot of conflict in the Wild West could have been avoided completely....

.....if cowboy architects had just made their towns big enough for everyone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Turkey walks into a bar. The bartender looks a little confused and asks "who are you?" Turkey replied "I'm a wild turkey." Bartender replied "oh we have a drink named after you!"

Turkey says "blulululu awesome, bring me a Kevin!"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?

He was a Bounty hunter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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Found this in the wild
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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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I found one in the wild
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ela2311
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I apologise if this isn't allowed.

New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoThruTrucks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Found one in the wild
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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A wild bridge has ambushed you
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Skylax92
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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Some people cause happiness wherever they go....

Others, whenever they go.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2021
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I was playing uno with rick astley,i had a wild draw four,so i said

uno the rules,its time to die

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BreadditReddit
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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First time I’ve seen a real bobcat in the wild.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecatsofReddit
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2020
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Sent my dad a picture of animals gathered on a hill. β€œWild turkeys?” β€œNine deer, dad!”....

β€œI didn’t know you spoke German!” he replied

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πŸ‘€︎ u/polkadotmcgot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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I just came on to see this guy going wild.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheWeirdSpark
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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The swordfish has few predators to worry about in the wild.

Except for the seldom seen penfish which is said to be even mightier.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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What do you call an impotent cowboy?

Hopalong Flaccidy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickthecook
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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Found this in the wild and had to chuckle.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dmillz648
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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I was dropping my kid off when I saw a wild Buffalo charging him

I yelled β€œBison!”

He looked back at me, waved, and said β€œbye dad!”

Poor kid never even saw the Buffalo before he got speared...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tnoble2945
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Olivia Wilde

...but Gene Wilder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xJohnnyQuidx
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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Spotted in the wild today
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joes_Step_Mama
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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Why don’t wild cats play Poker?

Too many Cheetahs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnatrually
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Wild life is overrated
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πŸ‘€︎ u/albanianbitchee
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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My friend moved to the Himalayas so he could go around jabbing wild oxen with needles

He practices yakupuncture.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChargingTiger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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Remember the good old days, when we used to eat cake, after someone blew all over it ?

Man....we were wild .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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Spotted one in the wild
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MishaMykha
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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In the old Wild West there was a notorious gang of dangerous outlaws, they’d just attacked a town.

The sheriff decided that he needed to stop them so he rounded up his deputies and they rode out in search of the gang.

After a couple of days everyone was tired and hungry so one of the deputies rode up to sheriff and said β€œLook sheriff we are all too tired, why don’t you guys rest up here and I’ll ride 4 miles north and two miles east and see if I can’t find us some grub?, I’ll be back by morning”

The sheriff agrees and off the deputy rides 4 miles north and two miles east.

The next morning the deputy returns with all his packs full of bacon! The sheriff says β€œwhere the hell did you get all that bacon out here in the middle of nowhere!”

Deputy says β€œwell you see sheriff I rode 4 miles north and 2 miles east and I swear to god there’s this bacon tree just sitting there! A tree that is full of bacon!”

β€œBullshit!” Says the sheriff β€œyou stay here I’m going to check this out!”

So off the sheriff rides the same as the deputy did.

The next morning the deputy see’s the sheriff crawling towards the camp with arrows sticking out of his back.

Deputy says to the sheriff β€œ Boss what the hell happened!”

The sheriff looks up from the ground and says β€œBACON TREE, BACON TREE, that wasn’t a damn bacon tree you idiot it was a Hambush!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FleetChief
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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All countries got Coronavirus...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt_T
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2020
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Found one in the wild... /r/vegetarian/comments/gj…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chopstix007
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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I decided to grow out a quarantine beard. I'm not really sure why, I guess I just had a wild hair.

I didn't really like it at first, but I have to say it's really grown on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeystalkerguy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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That’s Wilde!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OutatimeBTF1985
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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It was an Udder delight to find a pun in the wild! imgur.com/7SVWJrs
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cranky_Windlass
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2020
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I see you SPOTTED one in the wild! v.redd.it/wygu7uijqqz31
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Philgrimm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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I’m really struggling to choose a name for my wild yeast starter.

I hope it won’t be a John Dough forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brandonscript
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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Today while discussing game meats and a kangaroo stew I made a few years back, my coworker pointed out that with the Australian wild fires you won’t be able to get much kangaroo meat these days...

My reply without missing a beat β€” you’ll be able to buy it, you just won’t be able to buy it rare.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sockyg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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I suggested to the national park service we release clay pigeons back into the wild.

That idea was immediately shot down

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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This fight is going to be 'Wild'
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πŸ‘€︎ u/convict99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Looks like he had a Wilde time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nerdybean02
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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My friend was leading his wild, shaggy-haired ox thru the mountains of central Asia when it projectile vomited all over his feet!

It yakked on his shoes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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I was going to make a joke about a large collection of wild pigs...

But that'd just be a huge boar-fest.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Found in the wild
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JMthekid
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2019
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Here is a song dedicated to all them dads such inside resisting their wild side.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/phildog2000
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Found in the wild... /r/brexit/comments/eytpxc…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/p0tatochip
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for the fresh prints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TomLOoL
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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