They are having a wheel problem at the station
Did you hear about the criminal who only steals wheels from police cars?
The cops are working tirelessly to catch him
I was taught by my driving instructor to hold the steering wheel at 10 & 2 o clock
At other times i would just crash.
My wife started making art by putting paint on her wheels and driving them all over the canvas.
not to brag, but they all look like van Gogh's
I rode my bike so much, I had to put a new set of wheels on it. I was gonna put a third set on it, but the ole bike just couldn't do the job anymore.
Which is understandable. The bike was already retired.
How did Landon Calrissian win the Millennium Falcon while playing Wheel of Fortune?
The invention of the wheel was no big deal.
It was the invention of the axel that really got things rolling.
If falling asleep driving a car is sleeping behind the wheel, what do you call falling asleep driving a motorcycle?
When there is a strong gust, I often let it take the wheel and steer...
Did you hear about the guy in a parachute that crashed into a Ferris wheel?
He's slowly coming around
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??
A man went to the doctor with a steering wheel down his pants
The doctor asked, "Why do you have a steering wheel down your pants?"
The man said, "I dunno, but it's driving me nuts!"
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
Why did the teenager give a shoe with wheels a math test?
Because he wanted to make a skate bored!
Our cooking teacher gave us a notice about the part of our upcoming exam where we'd be working with cheese wheels...
"It'll be grated on a curve."
A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
Before the invention of the wheel...
...everything was a drag.
What did the person who discovered the wheel say?
What a revolutionary discovery!
Kenny Rodgers ended up in a wheelchair after an accident. While rolling down the side walk, he lost a wheel.
He sung: you picked a fine time to leave me, loose wheel.
So I was buying cheese the other day when the clerk came out with a large wheel. Problem is, they tripped, landing on the wheel and crushed it. He asked if I still wanted it. I said no. He asked why.
I simple told him "It's no Gouda!"
Apparently someone in my town has been stealing the wheels off police cars
They’ve been working tirelessly to find him
A pirate with a ship’s wheel in his pants walks into a bar. The bartender can’t help but ask about it.
The pirate replies, “Arrgh, it’s driving me nuts!”
I can understand why the invention of the wheel is looked upon as one of the most important achievements of mankind
It was a very pivotal moment
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants. Bartender asks him what's with the steering wheel? He replies...
"Arghhh, I don't know but it's been drivin' me nuts all day"
Pretty sure I just discovered a new color that’s not on the color wheel -
Though it could just be a pigment of my imagination.
A car's weakest part is the nut holding the steering wheel.
Check out the Chrome Wheels from Google.
I can't believe I fell asleep at the wheel.
I'm not hurt, but my pottery is ruined
Did you hear about the car made of wooden wheels, body, and engine?
Why did the Mexican keep a wheel of cheddar in his truck?
What did the pirate say when the ship's wheel ended up in his pants?
Arrgh, you're drivin me nuts!
What did the pirate say when the man asked about the wheel attached to his crotch
Argh, I don’t know, but it’s been drivin me nuts all day
Wheels were the very first...
Ive just bought a wooden car. It’s got a wooden engine, wooden doors, wooden wheels, wooden seats, put the wooden key in the wooden ignition. There’s just one problem...
I started a business fixing vehicles to have the wheel only turning one direction.
Business is going alright
Did you hear about the man who stole all four wheels off a police cruiser?
The cops worked tirelessly to find him!
The bartender asked the pirate, "Is that a ship's wheel sticking out if your pants?"
The pirate replied"Aye! It's driving me nuts!"
Why did the wheels fall off the car?
I heard on the news that some guy was stealing wheels off police cars.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel hanging out of his pants. The bartender asks “Do you realize you have a steering wheel in your pants?”
The pirate replies, “ Arrrgh, it’s drivin’ me nuts!”
The invention of the wheel was...
A man stole the wheels of a police car
Police are working tirelessly to find him
The invention of the wheel is very...
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel sticking out of his pants. The bartender says, “What’s with the steering wheel? That can’t be very comfortable.”
The pirate replies, “Aye, it’s driving me nuts.”
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