What's the secret of the Queen's long life?
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
The Queen is immortal, it's not a joke
Coz a pawn would just go to the end of Britain and respawn as the Queen!
Season 2 of the Queen’s Gambit will have Beth Harmon move to Prague.
The chess playing main character wants a Czech mate
What did the Queen Bee say to the worker bees who were fighting?
She asked them to bee-hive
In a beehive, after the queen bee gives birth to the little baby bees, which bees are responsible for feeding the babies?
When REM met The Queen, she held up a stamped envelope and then said...
"That's me in the corner."
What did the man say to the Queen when she had allergies?
What did the queen say when a fellow threw some cheese at her?
I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.
Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?
The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
Did you hear about the queen who wasn’t sure how long she had ruled for?
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?
She keeps all her pounds in the bank.
What does the queen do before a night out?
Ensure her legs are queen shaven...
What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?
Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..
We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.
After all, queenliness is next to godliness.
I met a drag queen from the Greater Manchester area
The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.
Why was the Queen in a hurry to get to the pool at Westminister?
She didn't want to be late for her chlorination.
Say what you like about the Queen
but she's always on the money.
The Queen of all elements.
How did the Queen Bee introduce her son and husband?
This is my baby, and this is my bae-bee.
Why did no one say anything when the Queen farted?
Because noble gasses don’t cause a reaction
If the queen gets sick...
Will there be a coronation?
What kind of tea does the queen of England drink?
A queen went travelling to a foreign land. She asked her two ladies in waiting to clean for each other while she was gone, so they wouldn't be out of practice when she got back. When she returned, the two had fallen in love and gotten married.
They were maid for each other.
To be honest the queen of England is old
She must drink imortali-tea
Did you know that the queen of England has the largest breasts of the world?
Did you hear about the queen cover band consisting of ducks?
They do most queen songs but they don't quack under pressure.
A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...
The Queen has never successfully sent an email...
... because she put's the intended recipient in the box marked "Subject".
What do you call the Queen sipping tea while reading a book?
In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.
No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"
Why did the Queen go to the dentist?
I don't like visiting the queen when I'm a knight
She always disappoints me.
What do you get when you cross the lover of the Russian queen and a flying insect?
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to Bee productive.
If the queen gets this virus....
We could be in for a corona-tion not long after!
Why is the queen of England rich?
Because of all her royal tea's.
Cortana for Windows 10 is the queen of Dad Jokes
Me: "Tell me a Joke"
Cortana: "Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud, then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser"
Me: Groan "Tell me a Good Joke."
Cortana: "There are two types of people in the world: Those who need closure"
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are expected to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
What do you call the kings and queens of the coffee kingdom?
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