If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, all the other guests are supposed to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.
Why do kings and queens go to the dentist?
The Evil Queen was great at growing poisoned apples.
She was, however, terrible at cultivating evil pluots.
Did you hear about the queen who wasn’t sure how long she had ruled for?
What did the lactose intolerant queen say when the cook served her mac n cheese?
The evil queens mirror as been stolen.
Police are looking in to it.
How does the Queen (of England) stay so thin?
She keeps all her pounds in the bank.
What does the queen do before a night out?
Ensure her legs are queen shaven...
What do you call the kings and queens of the beverage kingdom?
Mary Queen of Scots. My favorite one, but She was found guilty of high treason and the Head of the Monarchy was then..
We often hear about the divine right of kings, but we should really be talking about the divine right of queens.
After all, queenliness is next to godliness.
I met a drag queen from the Greater Manchester area
Why was the Queen in a hurry to get to the pool at Westminister?
She didn't want to be late for her chlorination.
The Queen just knighted the first cow in history.
Say what you like about the Queen
but she's always on the money.
How did the Queen Bee introduce her son and husband?
This is my baby, and this is my bae-bee.
Why did no one say anything when the Queen farted?
Because noble gasses don’t cause a reaction
A queen went travelling to a foreign land. She asked her two ladies in waiting to clean for each other while she was gone, so they wouldn't be out of practice when she got back. When she returned, the two had fallen in love and gotten married.
They were maid for each other.
If the queen gets sick...
Will there be a coronation?
What kind of tea does the queen of England drink?
The Queen of all elements.
To be honest the queen of England is old
She must drink imortali-tea
A queen ant's job is to keep order in the colony...
Did you hear about the queen cover band consisting of ducks?
They do most queen songs but they don't quack under pressure.
Did you know that the queen of England has the largest breasts of the world?
What do you call the Queen sipping tea while reading a book?
The Queen has never successfully sent an email...
... because she put's the intended recipient in the box marked "Subject".
In France, when the honey bee revolution began they broke out a tiny little guillotine for the Queen...but she laughed in their faces.
No matter how much they tried, the guillotine wouldn't work. When the chief executioner examined the situation it was clear why, she had already been "bee-headed"
I don't like visiting the queen when I'm a knight
She always disappoints me.
Why did the Queen go to the dentist?
What do you get when you cross the lover of the Russian queen and a flying insect?
What does the queen bee of every hive tell their workers to do?
She tells them to Bee productive.
If the queen gets this virus....
We could be in for a corona-tion not long after!
Why is the queen of England rich?
Because of all her royal tea's.
What do you call a steak knighted by the queen of England?
Cortana for Windows 10 is the queen of Dad Jokes
Me: "Tell me a Joke"
Cortana: "Why did the chicken cross the road, roll around in the mud, then cross the road again? Because he was a dirty double crosser"
Me: Groan "Tell me a Good Joke."
Cortana: "There are two types of people in the world: Those who need closure"
Did you know the queen has a vape pen?
She calls it her crown Juul.
“The Queen is coming. Please wear your family coat of arms.”
Queen Elizabeth only plays poker on the toilet.
That's because she's guaranteed a royal flush.
What can you get for $100 at the "Queen of Soul" Christmas store?
Why is the queens toilet so good at poker
It always gets royal flushes
If Queen Elizabeth farts during dinner, the other guests are expected to pretend as if nothing happened.
Noble gases have no reaction.
What do you call the kings and queens of the coffee kingdom?
If Queen Elizabeth accidentally farts during dinner, the other guests are supposed to pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction
If the Queen of England farts during dinner, the rest of the guests must pretend like nothing happened.
Noble gases should have no reaction.
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