"car-pool tunnel syndrome."
But atleast she has a smoothie
Multi-level marketing
Their next car is Elon gated.
Flying Saucer
Men are now working around the clock.
They couldn't find any concrete Evan dents.
They wil be some fine ass Infantry
But now they have a lot of violins
That way, they'll always have the Manned Delorean available.
I still think about it sometimes - the WAN that got away.
I said, it's a periodic table. You cant use it right now.
I'm surprised you never heard of Hitler's rice to power
Because Deimos and Phobos are Marsβs moons. Phobos means Fear and you can guess what Deimos means
And in the end, two Wongs made a Wright.
... Designers at Raytheon really missed a marketing opportunity. They could've had the worlds first Ronald Raygun.
It's simple: intentionally set your dads up for the worst puns imaginable and see if they take the bait. Post your results here.
He named it Pol Pot.
Divide the work amongst everyone.
They were out of SCOPE.
...but at least I got a constellation prize.
We had begun a section on 'change management', and to prove his point, the facilitator challenged us to try to name one thing that does not involve change.
I proudly shouted out "A CREDIT CARD!"
He looks at me and asks, "A... credit card?"
I reply, "Yes. There is no change when paying with a credit card..."
http://i.imgur.com/BrQexkT.jpg?1
he's so proud of himself. he printed a copy and put it on our fridge.
