Prince Andrew will beat all the charges against him.
Did you know that the actor who plays Vizzini from the Princes Bride is an antibiotic?
Why is the Fresh Prince always drinking Protein Shakes?
Because as everyone knows, where there's a Will, there's a Whey
Reflecting on Prince Philip death, I was chatting with the Mrs and I said, I know I’m getting a little older, but I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.
She got up, unplugged my laptop and threw out my beer….
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What's the difference between a beach ball and a prince?
One's thrown in the air, the other's heir to the throne.
A guy keeps calling me up and singing "prince charming" and "stand and deliver" down the phone to me. I keep telling him to stop calling...
Why was the prince such a cool guy?
Because of heir conditioning
What did Prince leave on the neck of his guitar?
It would’ve been really dark if, when Snape was dying, Harry had said “now you’re really the half-blood prince”.
Because he only had half his blood left
We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.
But have you heard about his father who was Joking.
What kind of bed does the Prince of Whales sleep on?
Prince Charles got the COVID-19
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
What do you call a Prince Albert in the US?
The first time Prince Charles went white water rafting, he threw up on himself when the river grew turbulent...
A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?
She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.
I married the prince...
I went online and saw that a nigerian princess wanted to send me millions of dollars. However, I had to send $100 for handling fees on the check. However, I wanted confirmation. So I had her send me a picture. She did. Now, a princess needs a prince right? So I went online and found a picture of an eligible bachelor prince. Some guy from Jordan. I then took the two images, placed them side by side, and had some photoshopped ceremonial garb.
In otherwords, I married the prints. Of course, I took pictures of the happy event and sent them to the "princess" with the caption "I already married the prints." The scammer didn't reply unfortunately.
Why did the Throne suffocate after the prince's death?
Well the prince was "air" to the throne.
Whenever it rained in Bel-Air, the Fresh Prince would leave fresh prints.
TIL: During the Ming dynasty, there were two princes Hu and Yu ready to take over the throne. Hu was older, but a unlucky man.
Hu died and made Yu king.
Once upon a time an evil witch decided to curse a young prince into a bear. The cursed prince sought help from a good wizard, but he refused. Why?
The prince was unbearable.
Did you hear about the Arab prince that left his country?
If the media finds drama with Prince Charles, is that Royal-tea?
At the end of his quest the prince realized he should never have eaten that mushroom.
That is the morel of this story.
In 1948, Elizabeth (the future queen) became pregnant with her first child (now Prince Charles). How did her doctor tell her?
"There's something in the heir."
Why did the Egyptian prince love the elephant?
Because they had a toot in common
Years ago, I was sent to a large stable to fetch the horse belonging to The Artist Formerly Known As Prince. I immediately knew which one it was...
The Queen just announced her favorite Prince song:
Did you hear about the prince who got trapped in a giant balloon?
They had to pop it to let the heir out.
The Fresh Prince had a great dad joke...
Will: Make me a sandwich
Jeffrey puts a slice of bread on Will's head
Jeffrey: There, you're a sandwich.
What did the Hawaiian Prince say to the Calamari General?
Did your hear about a new device that teaches a prince to rule and also keeps him cool during the summer?
It's called an heir conditioner.
What's the plural of Prince?
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme.
All these people getting emails from the Prince of Nigeria, I got one from an Egyptian Pharaoh...
But it turned out to just be a pyramid scheme...
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