Pirate Ship Captain: I am desperate. Can someone tell me how to write the number 2 in Roman numerals?
What is a pirate's favourite letter of the alphabet?
You think it's R, but actually it's the C
A pirate walks into a bar with a paper towel on his head. The bartender asks, "Hey, what's with the paper towel?"
The pirate says, "Argh, I've got a Bounty on me head!"
What did the pirate say when he turned 80?
Why can pirates never finish the alphabet?
Because they always get lost at C.
What do pirates say to warn when the California Highway Patrol is approaching?
What did the Pirates of the Caribbean order from the Bakery?
They said they wanted a torte to go.
Why didn't the pirate eat healthier?
He didn't want to lose his booty
My friend the pirate was a national boxing champion.
He had a deadly right hook.
New Pirates of the Caribbean film!
Where do you find the best pirates?
Costco. You can get a 4 pound apple pie for like $12.
What did the pirate say to his optician?
What does a pirate say when he takes his car into the garage with a dodgy exhaust.
" Aaaaarrrr.....she blows."
A guy sees a pirate walking down the street with a steering wheel in his pants...
He yells, hey! Hey, pirate! There's a steering wheel in your pants! Pirate says, Aarr, I know! It's driving me nuts!
Why did the Pirate's Island have to quarantine?
Because their 'Arrr' number was too high...
What did the pirate say in regards to his steering wheel belt buckle??
Why does no one know where the pirate hid their treasure?
What did the pirate say when he retired?
Why did the author write about pirates?
They thought it was cannon to the story.
What’s the pirate’s favorite letter?
You may think it’s ARGHH but it’s the Sea that he likes.
Never take the p out of a pirate.
Did you hear the one about the racist pirate?
He kept using a hard arrrrr!
What did the lesbian pirate say during sex?
A pirate walks into a bar with a ship wheel on his junk. Bar tender asks, "what's with the wheel?"
Pirate replies, "Yar, been driving me nuts."
What do you call a prostitute that works the crows nest on a pirate ship?
Why is the pirate shivering in his tembers
He has paaaarrrrgggkinson's
Why do pirates live the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C
A pirate walks into a bar and the barman says "do you realise that you have a steering wheel down your pants"
The Pirate replies aaarrr it's driving me nuts
Why couldn't the 11 year old get into the pirate movie?
My dream of becoming the first professional boxer/pirate were crushed....
The boxing commission said my right hook was illegal.
A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, “Arrr! That was a costly mistake...”
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
Did you hear about the pirate who had a sword he only used on women?
Which Pirates of the Caribbean movie is a favorite of Flat-earthers...?
This one pirate i know jumped into the sea for attention
I think he went overboard
What did the giant octopus say to the pirate ship?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they get lost at "c"
What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?
Because they got lost at C!
Why can’t pirates complete the alphabet song?
Because they get lost at C
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