He was having problems with his sin(x)s
He’s the one who can’t stop on time.
he can't have my nose, I need it!
The barman says, "I'm not serving you, you're off your face."
STACHOO!
He committed scentless acts of violence!
Because it's the scenter
Haha, I made you smile.
It was a real boopsie-doodle
He really whiffed hard.
It was a blessing in disguise
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
They’re called the Aller G’s
Because they’re the scenter.
Your finger.
The teacher replied, "good but that's snot the answer I was looking for."
I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter."
He said....
No one likes a brown nose.
My dad says "they never talk about Olive the other reindeer..."
“It’s easy, you just not eating properly” the doctors replies.
A painting by Claude Monet was recently discovered. It's an illustration of a man's nose. The museum decided to title it Mon Nez
Explanation :
Mon and nez are respectively French for my and nose. If one pronounces mon and nez correctly, and rapidly, it sounds a bit like Monet (mo-nénè)
Edit: I made an error with the accents; chose aigu (é) instead of grave (è)
Pikachu.
Despite all the rage, he still had a bat in his cave
Because it’s the scenter
Because it's the scenter.
Because it’s the scenter
Because it’s the scenter
Because it's the scenter
I smirked and replied, "Because it's the scenter!"
Because they’re the scenter.
Because its the scenter
Cos it's the scenter
I replied: "Well son, it's because it's the scenter!"
Because it's the scenter.
Because it is the scenter.
Because it's the scenter.
