Smeller Puns

A list of puns related to "Smeller"

Your mother couldn’t believe that an actual skunk could predict the future.

But it was a real fortune smeller.

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👤︎ u/b33fb
📅︎ Aug 26 2020
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When commenting on my intellect. . .

"Well you're a fart smeller, aren't ya? . . .Errrrr. . .smart feller. Yup. That's what I meant."

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👤︎ u/ADStruble
📅︎ Apr 15 2015
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Did you hear about the nose that wrote a book?

It was a best-smeller.

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👤︎ u/morpen
📅︎ Jul 15 2013
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Smart Feller

Whenever I showed my dad a report card with good grades he would say: "You're a fart smeller! Wait, I mean smart feller!"

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👤︎ u/jotatmo
📅︎ Feb 12 2014
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Every time I do something right

For as long as I can remember, my dad has used a single punch-line every time I do something right or say anything even mildly intelligent.

me doing something right Dad: Has anyone told you you're a fart smeller?snicker I mean smart feller.

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👤︎ u/monkeysawu
📅︎ Jan 22 2014
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Dad compliments my intelligence

Let's say I solved a fairly simple task, Dad tells me "wow you're a fart smeller, err, a smart feller."

He's been doing this to me for like 20 years now.

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👤︎ u/piranhadub
📅︎ Apr 16 2014
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It is funny the first time but gets immediately funnier each time he says it.

Me: Hey dad I got an A on my exam!

Dad: Oh wow you are a pretty fart smeller, rabblerabble I mean a pretty SMART feller! HAshHAshHA

Me: I am moving out...

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👤︎ u/irwin1003
📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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My dad used to say this to me anytime I'd do well in school:

"Looks like you're a pretty fart smeller... er, smart feller." Oh, dad.

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👤︎ u/CaptainNerdy
📅︎ Aug 21 2013
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