Whatever happened to to hooknose mike?
http://imgur.com/a/kTR0C I just came back from the barber and I am not pleased. My hair looks ridiculous. I'm going to let it grow but I wanted to ask what hairstyle would fit my face. As you can see, I do have a big head. Also, I have a giant hooknose and a double chin. My hair is naturally very very thin and completely flat. What hairstyle would 1. Fit my headshape 2. Draw attention away from my nose and 3. be possible to do with thin, flat hair. Thank you in advance :)
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The funeral director was asking us what we think Mum should wear in her casket.
Mum always loved to wear sarongs (fabric wraps that go around the torso and drape downward a bit like a long skirt would), so my uncle suggested that she wear a sarong in there.
The funeral director looked a bit confused, as did some of our family members, to which my uncle added:
"What's sarong with that?"
I started laughing like an idiot. He was proud of it too. The funeral director was rather shocked. We assured her, and our more proper relatives, that Mum would've absolutely loved the joke (which is very true).
His delivery was perfect. I'll never forget the risk he took. We sometimes recall the moment as a way help cushion the blows of the grieving process.
--Edit-- I appreciate the condolences. I'm doing well and the worst is behind me and my family. But thanks :)
--Edit-- Massive thanks for all the awards and kind words. And the puns! Love 'em.
I would have a daughter
Capital of Ireland
It's Dublin everyday
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But Bill kept the Windows
True story; it even happened last night. My 5-year-old son walks up behind me and out of the blue says, "hey."
I turn to him and say, "yeah, kiddo? What's up?"
He responds, "it's dead grass."
I'm really confused and trying to figure out what's wrong and what he wants from me. "What? There's dead grass? What's wrong with that?"
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He says, totally straight-faced, "hay is dead grass," and runs off.
You officially hit rock bottom
And then you will all be sorry.
Now it’s syncing.
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He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
I will find you. You have my Word.
She said how do you know he was headed to work?
Because he wanted space
Edit: Thank you for the awards.
“thank you for your cervix.”
...sails are going through the roof.
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