Which part of a rabbit is from the middle east?

Every part, he’s arab bit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DutchBlob
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2022
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There are mixed feelings about the Flintstones across the Middle East....

The people from Dubai dont like them, but the people from Abu-Dhabi-Doooo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/markfchapman
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2022
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What do they call it when the earth shakes in the Middle East?

An EarthKuwait

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrwiakgjw462q1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2022
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Apple is releasing a new major product that has more features than the average stone but will only be released in the middle east

It's called iRaq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joshuaisgreat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2022
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Did you know that on pizza in the Middle East, they burn the cheese?

It’s probably because they cook it on a HIGH-RAQ.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hsdad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2022
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What's the party capital of the Middle East?

Rowdy Arabia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ketmandu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2022
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If Tesla was made in the Middle East

it would be run by Elon Mosque

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stroke_n_Smoke
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2022
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How did I get to the middle east?

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lawnmower_666
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2021
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What is the most common plant in the Middle East?

Al gae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rnffdf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2021
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A man was murdered in the middle-east yesterday

Cruel act of hummus-ide.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApocalypticCheeto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2021
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I once traveled to the Middle East, and suddenly, someone threw a rock at me.

I ran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/csteinbergrules
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2021
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What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?

Damascus

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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I did have some jokes about the Middle East in mind...

But Iran out of them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batmanfan90
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What do you call a spider from the Middle East?

An Iraq-nid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HiddenPictures
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2020
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I was reading a history book, and apparently in the middle east there were hundreds of years where nocturnal predator birds used to fly around and ejaculate all over the place. The Arabic people would keep each other up to date on the latest attacks; and so marked the beginning of...

The Owl Jizz Era News.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nutsacktetherball
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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Who owns the most cows in the Middle East?

The Milk-Sheikh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bieberauflauf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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What's it called when a person from the Middle East takes a really bad tumble?

Falafel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aladek
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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A friend of mine's car broke down in a very difficult area in the Middle East.

He's stuck between Iraq and a hard place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2019
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Why are Americans always getting in trouble in the Middle East?

They like the turmoil

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dubaidadjokes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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Just finished playing billiards with my buddy in the Middle East when I decided to play a prank on him.

β€œIraq”, I said. Then Iran.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdickkief
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Many people would say that there was no great empires in the middle East before 500 ad but this is incorrect

In fact the Abbasid is true

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nimhtom
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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How do you call air from the middle east?

Airabic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cander652
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2019
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My father went shopping in the Middle East

I had to remind him: β€œDon’t forget your Baghdad”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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There should be a music festival in the Middle East called Lollafallujah
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ipariah
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2019
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I was watching a women’s boxing match from the Middle East, but was a little disappointed.

All they were throwing were high jabs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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Did I tell you about my trip to the middle east?

I saw a giant Turkey so Iran away strait into a sign post and Iraqed myself. I swear this story Israel

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gnar_owl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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What's a cat's favorite place to visit while in the middle East?

The Purrsian Gulf

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebobstu
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2020
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Ommmmm....I predict in the Middle East, there'll be one country and The Persian Gulf

Just Kuwait and sea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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I asked me dad if we could go to the Middle East.

He said β€œYemen”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fluffyglof
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2018
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Where do you hang up clothes in the Middle East?

On Iraq.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/stressnuggets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Cooking meat at high temperatures quickly was invented in the middle east

By the Syrians.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/butts__
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2016
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What kind of candy do they have in the Middle East?

Chewish ones.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZukTheCuk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2018
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What do you call it when you buy something on line from the Middle East and get ripped off?

E-gypt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zeeman757
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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Who wants to hear a joke about the middle east?

Israeli Good!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seangray1
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2017
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Everyone is talking about how ISIS is causing so much trouble in the Middle East, but what they're forgetting is that ISIS just frozen water
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πŸ‘€︎ u/naturalbodyshot
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2014
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When people from the Middle East are challenged with a hard question

They just tend to Babylon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StickOfButter24
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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A wizard stopped the wars in the Middle East.

He is a warlock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/louisng114
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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Guess it's time I tell everyone what I did when I heard about the nuclear deal in the Middle East

Iran

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πŸ‘€︎ u/diego_godean
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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I just completed my first marathon in the Middle East.

Iran to Iraq

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hepzilla
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2018
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Is Wonder Woman from the Middle East?

Because she Israeli hawt.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nwhomie
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2017
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What do people in the Middle East say after their prayers?

Yemen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Suk_A_Nutt
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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