Why did the 3 want to hook up with the other 3?

Because of the six appeal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperMario1313
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Captain Hook was upset about the cost of his ear piercings.

But it was only a buck an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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My uncle is really good at fishing. He always knows exactly what kind of worm to put on his fishing hook, in order to catch the desired kind of fish.

One might say he is a master baiter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/assafstone
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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How did Captain Hook fight Peter Pan & the lost boys?

Single-handedly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Years ago, I auditioned for a part in the movie Hook.

It didn’t Pan out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DullUnicorn
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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When Captain Hook was running away from the ticking alligator..

It must have been very time consuming!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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The first thing I’ll say if Captain James Hook ever get hit by a truck is

β€œYou ain’t seeing half of the insurance money”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wu-Chinese
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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The metal hooks tied to my rope broke.

I'm having a hard time grappling with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Evrant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Where did the pirate get his hook?

The second hand store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FYF_IDontCare
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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I love fishing but I can never pull the fish closer once I hook it.

It's a reel problem.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/newkyd
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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When fishing, is there ever a good reason to take the worm off the hook?

I guess that’s debaitable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeatsackKY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2019
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A lot of the girls i hook up with like kissing in the rain

But those are just my shower thots

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Det_Wun_Gai
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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How does Capt. Hook wake up in the morning?

He uses an alarm croc!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoctisAlam
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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I have faith in the hook I installed

It's something I can hang my hat on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/torakwho
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2016
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Why did the angler bait his hook with uranium?

He wanted to go nuclear fission!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expo1001
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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Where did the pirate buy his hook?

At a second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fireseeker4him
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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How did the pirate buy a hook so cheap?

He bought it second hand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harvey_Combe2217
πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Where did the pirate get his hooks?

A second hand store.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordSentinus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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