The Gingerbread Man Puns

A list of puns related to "The Gingerbread Man"

What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?

A cookie sheet!

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👤︎ u/Thornkale
📅︎ Dec 22 2020
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What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?

Cookie sheets

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👤︎ u/90eight
📅︎ Dec 15 2020
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How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?

He lost the other in Nom.

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👤︎ u/MelkorHimself
📅︎ Dec 22 2019
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The gingerbread man goes to the doctor and tells him he broke his foot.

The doctor asks "did you try icing it?"

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👤︎ u/Boop108
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?

He felt crummy.

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👤︎ u/cyphr0st
📅︎ Dec 13 2019
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The gingerbread man keeps smiling at me

Guess he's just a cooky guy

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👤︎ u/Erikjb12
📅︎ Jun 13 2019
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Where did the Gingerbread Man lose his leg?

Back in the 'Nom War

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👤︎ u/mikalshorti
📅︎ Oct 12 2012
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How does the Gingerbread Man walk when he has diahorrea?

Very gingerly.

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👤︎ u/Dedj_McDedjson
📅︎ Feb 15 2018
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I was having trouble with my computer, so I contacted IT support. The man said, 'Have you tried disabling cookies?'

I said, 'Well, I once bit the legs off a gingerbread man.'

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👤︎ u/RatherBeCleanBandit
📅︎ Dec 26 2019
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Need candy puns for a short film!

Basically, the short is about a gingerbread man who is addicted to sugar. He goes to a Sugarholics Anonymous meeting and there are motivational posters on the wall:

Donut Give Up! Yes You Candy!

... Looking for more ideas, and figured you guys are the people to ask. Donut let me down!

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👤︎ u/SSCC88
📅︎ Jan 30 2018
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The Gingerbread Man goes to the doctor for a sore knee.

The doctor told him to try icing it.

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👤︎ u/ParoxysmAttack
📅︎ Dec 03 2018
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