The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar.
My daughter is super cute and can see the future.
The ladies over at the monastery can supposedly tell the future.
When the future queen was little, a local villager named Cumference saved her from a burning building. Now, all these years later, she is thanking him by bestowing a great honour unto him—giving him his knighthood.
Things have finally come full circle.
JUST ANNOUNCED: Disney in talks of a Star Wars - Back to the Future crossover where Marty flies so far back in time (long, long ago) that he fuses with his car
He becomes the ManDeLorean
What do you call a nose that predicts the future?
A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future.
The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?"
The guy tells him, "Since next Monday."
Saw someone encouraging people to give him schoolbooks, promising to return more of them in the future...
There will be point in the future when Canada will take over the world.
And then you will all be sorry.
my 6 year old son came up with this one. Why did the human 14 billion years in the future cry?
Because his Son didn't exist!
I'm Really Worried for People with Only Fan in the Future?
Global warming is coming. Summer becomes hotter than before. Why you don't install any AC?
I'm a future dad who is in the Audubon Society and expecting twins
I'm going to name them both Kieth. That way I can tell my fellow members, "I have a pair of Kieths."
These were unfortunately cut from the canon in future revisions
Nostrodamus couldn't predict the future.
But he always had a hunch.
The Back To The Future Musical has finally returned to the theatre
I thought that's about time
Will glass coffins be popular in the future?
If in any time in the distant future we advance enough to colonize distant stars
And our solar system is named "Sol". Can we rename the next system Sol 2? Or what could be considered as sister system. You know, Sol sister reasons
Its the future. You wake up from knee surgery in stark laboratories.
Dr banner says, "this knees ok, but disknee plus."
Why did the ghosts of Christmas Past, Present, and Future get kicked out of the club?
The place got pretty tense when they were there.
Lets go back to the future!
Learning about the history of vegetables, the teacher asked the class, "Where do potatoes come from?" To which an astute future-dad answered:
The future, past and present had an argument...
It was in tense .
( you may have seen this post in r/jokes already because I posted it there too )
Rudolph Hess was in prison with Hitler, and helped edit the future-fuhrer's book Mein Kampf...
thus making Hess the world's first grammar nazi.
How often was the DeLorean used in the back to the future movies?
In the future, Reddit allows users to edit their username.
If you travel to the future and get decapitated
You'd be ahead of your time
At the therapist’s office, I asked my wife, “You are going to bring up my obsession with predicting the future, won’t you?”
I was trying to create a super soldier in my lab, but I accidentally created a very thin man who could tell the future.
At least I was still able to make a slight prophet.
What kind of dinosaur can see the future?
Man goes to a psychiatrist and tells him that he thinks he can see into the future.
The doctor asks, "When did this start?"
Patient replies, "Next Tuesday"
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
The future, the past and the present walk into a bar
The past, present, and future walked into a bar.
Present, past and future walked into the same room.
The past, the present, and the future walk into a bar.
The past, present, and future walked into a bar…
The past, present, and future walk into a bar.
The past, the present, and the future walked into a bar...
The past, present and future walk into a bar.
The atmosphere was very tense.
The past, the present and the future walk in to a bar..
Finally saw “Back To the Future”.
I finally watched the Back to the Future trilogy.
The past, the present and the future all walk into a bar.
A guy goes to his doctor because he can see into the future.
The doctor asks him, "How long have you suffered from that condition?" The guy tells him, "Since next Monday."
The future, the present and the past walked into a bar.
Things got a little tense.
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