My wife asked if I've seen the dog bowl.

I said I never knew he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minibula
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl

I told her I didn't even realize he could.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2022
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College football is introducing the Rosary Bowl

Every play is a Hail Mary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cockneybastard
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2022
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There are 2 reasons not to drink from the toilet bowl

Number 1

And number 2

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2022
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So my roommate asked me…have you seen the dog bowl?

I said…No. Why? Is he any good?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramseyyyyyyyy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2022
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What do you call an NFL fan from Michigan who brags about going to the Super Bowl last year?

A Detroit Lyin'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maitreg
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2022
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I already know what the score will be in the Super Bowl before the game even starts.

0-0

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeavisRulz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2022
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What was in the bowl of angry desserts ?

Cuss-turds

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rithvikragz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2022
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Asking for a friend ............... A good friend of mine has two tickets for the 2022 Super Bowl.

They are 50 yard line box seats. He paid $2,500 each but he didn't realize last year when he bought them, it was going to be on the same day as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place...

It's at St. Michaels Church, at 3pm. The bride's name is Nicole, she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, good cook too. She'll be the one in the white dress.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CameronC7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2022
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My wife was feeding the pets & asked me if I have seen the dog bowl

I said no, but I have seen him play golf

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2022
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What did the tomatoes say to the covered salad bowl?

Lett-uce see!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RisingPhoenix___
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2022
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my wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl?

I said I didn't know he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LaUNCHandSmASH
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2022
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my wife asked if I’ve seen the dog bowl

I said i never knew he did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FatNate69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2022
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My wife asked if I've seen the cat bowl.

I never knew he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EyeSeaKroket
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2022
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My wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl

I said I never knew he did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YoutubeSurferDog
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2022
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My wife asked me if I have seen the dog bowl.

I never knew he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Infectedtoe32
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2022
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My wife asked if I've seen the dog bowl

I said "I never knew he did"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeoSlith
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2022
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my wife asked if I've seen the dog bowl,

I said i never knew he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thott_reaper
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2022
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My dad asked me if I ever saw the dog bowl….

I never knew he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/McNasty1304
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2022
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My wife asked me if I saw the dog bowl...

I said I never knew he did.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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My wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl

I never knew she did!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trippin1233
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2022
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My wife asked me if I have seen the dog bowl recently.

I said "No, I didn't even know she could"

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2022
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My wife asked if I’ve seen the dog bowl

I didn’t know he could

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ajtaty
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2022
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My wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said I never knew he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Barber606
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2022
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my wife asked me if i had seen the dog bowl...

I said i didnt know he did....

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2022
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My wife asked if i had seen the dog bowl

I said I didn't know he did

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OffStockMan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2022
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My wife asked if I saw the dog bowl.

I said I didn’t know he did that. What’s his league night?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AndreT_NY
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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My wife asked if I’d seen the dog bowl

I said I never knew he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfPacific
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2022
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my wife asked if i’d seen the dog bowl

i said β€œi never knew he did”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/varichari
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2022
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My wife asked if I saw the dog bowl.

Frankly, I never knew he could.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scavenger981
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2022
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My wife asked me if I've seen the dog bowl...

I didn't even know he could!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/speedythoughts
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2022
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My wife asked me if I’ve seen the dog bowl

I said I didn’t know it could

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dislikesolives
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2022
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My wife asked if I've seen the dog bowl

I told her I didn't even know he could

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StonerBoi1997
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2022
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My wife asked if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said never knew he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ja3palmer
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2022
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Wife asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I told her I didn’t even know he could.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-Kong
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2022
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Today my wife asked me if I've seen the dog bowl.

I said I never knew he did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thee_dylan_t
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2022
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There’s 2 reasons not to drink from the toilet bowl.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Order-for-Wiiince
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2022
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My daughter asked me if I had seen the dog bowl.

I said, β€œNo, I didn’t even know he could.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oeco123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2021
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My daughter asked if I've seen the dog bowl

I didn't know he could.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KeyBay
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2022
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Wife: "have you seen the dog bowl?"

Me: "I didn't even know he could play cricket!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Apollokaylpto
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2022
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