10 Hilarious The Axis Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

Me: "I'm terrified of the vertical axis."

Therapist: "Why?" Me: [screams]

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👤︎ u/SlovenianGregor

📅︎ Jan 17 2021

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Vertical axis is the 'y' axis xD

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👤︎ u/stunner19

📅︎ May 23 2020

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I’m scared of the vertical axis

Don’t know y but I’m to scared to find out.

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👤︎ u/HockeyTryhard25

📅︎ Jul 14 2020

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The Z axis just left me and I don't know what to do.

How do I go how am I supposed to go forward with this?

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👤︎ u/THETARX2

📅︎ Jun 09 2020

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Patient: I'm afraid of the vertical Axis.

Therapist: Why ?

Patient: Yes!

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👤︎ u/SiberCrash

📅︎ Jan 13 2020

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I’ve gained axis to the texts!

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👤︎ u/mehaxe

📅︎ May 10 2019

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Astronomers got tired of measuring the time taken for the earth to complete a full rotation of its axis.

So they decided to call it a day.

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👤︎ u/TheCooperTroopa

📅︎ Jan 04 2019

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there’s a fine line between a dad joke and a bad joke

that line is the Y-axis

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👤︎ u/soildressing

📅︎ Dec 24 2019

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I was trying to analyze why I’m still single.

So I divided the data according to the ex-axis and the why-axis.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Mar 18 2018

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Me: I’m afraid of the vertical axis.

Therapist: Why? Me: Screams

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👤︎ u/yuthenize

📅︎ Nov 08 2019

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