My wife and I had an argument about which vowel was the most important
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My wife and I are having this huge argument as to the right thing to wear during gardening.
But she keeps digging in her heels.
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︎ Dec 02 2022
My boyfriend started an argument with me while we were in the elevator
He was wrong on so many levels
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︎ Jan 26 2023
An argument erupted in the Weight Watchers meeting..
I told everyone to slimmer down.
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︎ Feb 05 2023
I got in an argument with a flat earther once he got so mad he stormed off and said he would walk off the edge to prove me wrong
He will will come around eventually.
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︎ Jul 03 2022
I thought I won the argument with my wife about how to arrange the furniture in the living room.
But when I got home, the tables were turned.
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︎ Sep 17 2022
I had an argument with a friend about the ending of this book we were reading
We were not on the same page
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︎ Nov 05 2022
The wood and sandpaper got into an argument...
But they quickly smoothed it out.
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︎ Jul 20 2022
Did you hear about the water who got into a heated argument with the stove?
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︎ Sep 09 2022
Why does the circle always ends up losing in an argument?
Because unlike the circle, the cone actually has a valid point.
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︎ Jun 20 2022
A circle and a square were having an argument, the circle lost.
Cause circle has no point.( My 9y.o today morning)
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︎ Mar 25 2022
My wife and I had an argument about what we used to call the kitchen implement we'd use to scrape mixing bowls.
It was a lovers' spatula.
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︎ Jul 03 2022
I finally won an argument with my wife the other nightβ¦
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︎ May 02 2022
My girlfriend always has the last say in any argument
Anything I say after that is the beginning of a new argument
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︎ Apr 05 2022
Me and my friend were debating about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer while he said the mace. Our argument got so heated we haven't spoken to each other in weeks!
Talk about blunt force drama.
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︎ May 02 2022
I got into an argument with my sister the other day. She said it was impossible to make a car out of spaghetti.
You should've seen the look on her face when I drove pasta
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︎ Feb 22 2022
In the middle of an argument with my wife she shouted stop gaslighting me!
I said I would if I could but itβs just too expensive
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︎ May 20 2022
I just had an half hour argument with my 5 year old about the importance of wearing pants in public, and she won.
So today Iβm wearing pants to take her to school.
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︎ Dec 21 2018
In the heat of an argument I shouted, Do you see what Iβm saying?!
My dad replies, son, I canβt see anything youβve said
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︎ Mar 04 2022
Why did the cow lose an argument?
Because its point was moo-t.
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︎ Oct 29 2021
I stopped my wife from intervening into an argument our neighbors were having about the greatest Beatles song of all time
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︎ Sep 03 2021
The plate and the bowl got into an argument, but no one took it personally.
It was crazy dish respectful.
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︎ Feb 01 2022
The best way to speed up a one sided argument
is to use an accele-rant.
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︎ Feb 23 2022
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&v=enabled&s=36f1f13bf011b50649778d6491393c69176ef440
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︎ Sep 09 2020
The future, past and present had an argument...
It was in tense .
( you may have seen this post in r/jokes already because I posted it there too )
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︎ Jul 14 2021
I was having an argument with my wife about who should brew the coffee each morning. She said, βYOU should do it because YOU get up first and then we won't have to wait as long to get our coffee.β
I went full sexist pig, βYOU'RE in charge of cooking around here woman and YOU should do it, because it's YOUR job and I can just wait for my coffee.β
She replied coldly, βNo, YOU should do it and besides, it's in the Bible that the man should do the coffee.β
I guffawed, βI canβt believe that, show me!β
So she fetched the Bible and opened to the New Testament and showed me the top of several pages, that it indeed says, βHEBREWS!β
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︎ Feb 22 2018
I'm glad we let the pigeon settle the argument.
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︎ Dec 20 2021
I got into an argument with a statue the other day...
and I have to admit it had some rock solid points.
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︎ Apr 11 2021
How does the chicken censor himself when in a argument?
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︎ Oct 17 2021
I had an argument with one of the seven dwarfs.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
Two painters were in a heated argument on the street
They used a lot of colorful language.
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︎ Jul 22 2021
I was in an argument about what the best kind of bread was
But the conversation went a rye.
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︎ Jun 16 2020
After a long argument with my boss, I quit my job at the helium factory.
I refuse to be spoken to in that tone of voice.
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︎ Oct 16 2018
What did the Eskimo say to the man trying to start an argument with him?
I really don't want to get inuit with you.
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︎ May 21 2020
Iβd like to highlight the important part of my argument
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I had an argument with my brother about how to get to the next floor in the mall because he refused to use the stairs or the elevator
My next thought was: "Well, that escalated quickly"
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︎ May 05 2021
I once got into an argument with a co-worker, who slammed the door so hard when he left, it broke the latch.
Which sucked, because I thought we needed the closure...
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︎ Feb 24 2021
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture, but when I got home...
...the tables were turned!
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︎ Mar 22 2022
My wife and I had an argument about which vowel is the best.
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︎ Sep 02 2022
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture but when I got home...
...the tables were turned.
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︎ Dec 20 2021
Yesterday, my friend and I got into an argument over which vowel was the best
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︎ Mar 28 2021
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture...
But when I got home, the tables were turned...
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︎ Oct 12 2019
My wife and I had this weird argument as to which vowel is the most important.
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︎ Jan 06 2021
I thought I won the argument with my wife as to how to arrange the dining room furniture.
But when I got home, the tables were turned .
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