Where do toy stores keep their Terminator action figures?
Life is a terminal disease....
....and it's sexually transmitted.
I just got fired, and as severance, my company gave me a bag of used coffee.
They said it was grounds for termination.
How does an Italian Terminator say goodbye?
What do you call a missing Terminator actor?
What would the terminator be called after his retirement?
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it’s terminal.
How do you catch a flying Terminator?
What do you get when you cross a chicken with The Terminator?
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?
I asked the guy in the store where is the terminator dvd ...
He responded, “Aisle B, Back”
Edit: wow first silver!!!! Thank you 🙏🏾 anonymous Redditor!
Edit2: my wife doesn’t use reddit. She’s thoroughly enjoying the responses to the joke in the joke jar she created for me and the silver (“whatever those are”). Happy Father’s!
Edit3: https://imgur.com/gallery/5G25Flw wife got me a nice gift 🎁
What are terminators called when they retire?
Where did the patient stay?
My company has a team of 5 people to tell someone they've been terminated...
Why did the terminator kill people even after retirement?
What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".
Why is The Terminator bullet proof?
Because he’s Armored Schwarzenegger
What did the Terminator say to Mozart?
What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a composer?
I was talking to my girlfriend only to hear that she had never seen the Terminator.
Now they call me the ex-terminator.
What’s the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?
One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
I caught the flu at an airport once.
It was a terminal illness.
(Special thanks to my dog's friend's dad for this one)
After Arnie's last Terminator film, he became even more lethal
I told my parents I had a terminal illness and they freaked out.
Since when is getting a headache at the airport such a big deal?
Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?
You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.
What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?
Did you hear about the computer that caught a virus?
What terminal illness can you get from ear rape
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?
I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
Where did the terminator find toilet paper?
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it’s terminal
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
I think it may be terminal
Where did the terminator find toilet paper?
What does an Italian terminator say
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it terminal
What did the Terminator say when asked about which composer he'd be for Halloween?
What's the difference between a old London bus terminal and a lobster with 36DD breasts?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean
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