It's time to terminate your old operating system
How does an Italian Terminator say goodbye?
What do you call a missing Terminator actor?
What would the terminator be called after his retirement?
How do you catch a flying Terminator?
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it's terminal.
What do you get when you cross a chicken with The Terminator?
I asked my boss if he would donate to my organization that provides medical support to Asian children with terminal diseases so they don’t have to be put down.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
Where did the Terminator find toilet paper?
I asked the guy in the store where is the terminator dvd ...
He responded, “Aisle B, Back”
Edit: wow first silver!!!! Thank you 🙏🏾 anonymous Redditor!
Edit2: my wife doesn’t use reddit. She’s thoroughly enjoying the responses to the joke in the joke jar she created for me and the silver (“whatever those are”). Happy Father’s!
Edit3: https://imgur.com/gallery/5G25Flw wife got me a nice gift 🎁
What are terminators called when they retire?
My company has a team of 5 people to tell someone they've been terminated...
Why did the terminator kill people even after retirement?
What's the difference between a filthy Greyhound terminal and a lobster with breast implants?
One is a crusty bus station, and one is a busty crustacean.
I caught the flu at an airport once.
It was a terminal illness.
(Special thanks to my dog's friend's dad for this one)
I asked the shop assistant where the Terminator action figures were.
She said "Aisle B, back".
Why is The Terminator bullet proof?
Because he’s Armored Schwarzenegger
What did the Terminator say to Mozart?
Did you hear about the computer that caught a virus?
What did the Terminator say when he decided to become a composer?
I was talking to my girlfriend only to hear that she had never seen the Terminator.
Now they call me the ex-terminator.
Why do you have to be careful when it’s raining cats and dogs?
You have to be careful that you don’t step in a poodle.
What do you call someone that cancels your appointment?
What’s the difference between an old Greyhound terminal, and a lobster with 36DD breasts?
One’s a dusty bus station & the other is a busty crustacean!
Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?
After Arnie's last Terminator film, he became even more lethal
I told my parents I had a terminal illness and they freaked out.
Since when is getting a headache at the airport such a big deal?
Looking at a Terminix truck, the IX at the end are the roman numerals for the number nine...
Which is one more than eight. I feel this has to have been part of the name creation. “We’ll do you one better than terminate, we’ll termiNINE”.
I went to the doctor because I can't stop saying airplane jokes
What terminal illness can you get from ear rape
What would the Terminator be called in his retirement?
I asked my boss to donate to support Asian children with terminal illnesses.
He hasn’t responded yet, but when he does I’ll find out if he supports youth in Asia.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
I think it may be terminal
I’ve got this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it’s terminal
Where did the terminator find toilet paper?
Where did the terminator find toilet paper?
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes
My doctor says it terminal
What does an Italian terminator say
I have this awful disease where I can’t stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it’s terminal.
I've got this awful disease where I can't stop telling airport jokes.
My doctor says it's terminal.
What did the Terminator say when asked about which composer he'd be for Halloween?
What's the difference between a old London bus terminal and a lobster with 36DD breasts?
Ones a crusty bus station and the others a busty crustacean
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