Telephone Kiosk Puns

K1, K2, K3, K4 and K8 telephone boxes are now eligible. Foreign Red Kiosks also are eligible.

K6 is not - Easy way to tell apart the kiosks is the windows, all others are obvious (colours, designs) - See full thread below and list of kiosks here: http://www.the-telephone-box.co.uk/kiosks/

Defibrillator kiosks are also not eligible.

See official response from Niantic Casey: https://community.wayfarer.nianticlabs.com/discussion/comment/29547#Comment_29547 (Top of thread gives easy details on differences on K2 and K6.)

In my village we have a K6 telephone kiosk which is also a Grade II listed building. I know in general that K6 kiosks are ineligible, however I've seen quite a lot of conflicting information as to whether this would be accepted or not, as it is also listed with no other Pokestops around (I live in a very rural village). What is the latest stance on whether this would be an acceptable nomination or not?

We are shooting a commercial and want to stay near the Provo area but haven’t had any look finding either of these locations around town. The phone kiosk doesn’t need to be functioning....do any of you guys happen to know where we might find such archaic facsimiles of the past??? Thanks in advance!!!!

Do your worst!

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Are you guys ready to hear a story of the dumbest person ever? Like in the whole entire world? Alright then, strap in and get ready! First some quick background: I work at a cellphone retail franchise (ex. T-Mobile/Sprint), with chains across the state. Our particular franchise chain has like 30 odd so stores, a few of which are kiosks at malls. One of the people who works one such kiosk is a 25 year old young Latina lady. For privacy let’s call her ‘Brittany’.

Now bear in mind that this cellphone company is pretty low-end and “cheap”, so we often get REALLY weird, creepy, suspicious customers who are often mentally ill or on drugs. Then on top of that, being a good-looking young 25 y/o lady, you probably have acquired some SERIOUS self-awareness and caution, with a no-nonsense attitude, right? Well...Apparently not...

For starts, Brittany was GIVING OUT HER NUMBER to RANDOM customers at the mall. That’s right. Random strangers, including grown men. She thought it was “good business” to give out her PERSONAL CELLPHONE NUMBER to strangers in case they had any “questions”, even though every store & kiosk has its own landline telephone. That’s the first idiotic mistake. But it gets way worse.

One of these “customers” (a random grown man) texted her recently wanting to “check out a phone,” but he “couldn’t make it to the mall in time before closing” and wanted her to meet him elsewhere OUTSIDE THE MALL PAST WORK HOURS. Now I know what you’re thinking—NO WAY in hell she’s gonna say yes to that! Right? I mean that’s a CLEAR red flag, just obvious common sense!....

Welp, she said yes. 🙂

So Brittany casually TAKES ONE OF THE NEW COMPANY PHONES TO HER CAR (which is completely against company policy; no unsold device should EVER leave store premise), and drives to where this guy wanted to meet her!!! (Remember: it’s evening past work hours, she’s not even getting paid!!!) Well, I think you can guess what happened next. She got robbed! (Thankfully she wasn’t injured, raped, or killed!)

Then Brittany, shocked at what just happened, yells “Hey, give that back!!” as the thief runs of, to which he responds “F*ck you!” and hops in his car and drives off. Now finally that’s the end of it...right?

Nope. Because Brittany decides not to call cops or flee back home to safety, but instead hops back in her own car to chase after the guy 😃🔫 (to retrieve a phone that’s not even hers to begin with)

She eventually loses him, and cops were eventually called, but only

Pilot on me!!

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

When I got home, they were still there.

I won't be doing that today!

Buenosdillas

You take away their little brooms

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Are you guys ready to hear a story of the dumbest person ever? Like in the whole entire world? Alright then, strap in and get ready! First some quick background: I work at a cellphone retail franchise (ex. T-Mobile/Sprint), with chains across the state. Our particular franchise chain has like 30 odd so stores, a few of which are kiosks at malls. One of the people who works one such kiosk is a 25 year old young Latina lady. For privacy let’s call her ‘Brittany’.

Now bear in mind that this cellphone company is pretty low-end and “cheap”, so we often get REALLY weird, creepy, suspicious customers who are often mentally ill or on drugs. Then on top of that, being a good-looking young 25 y/o lady like Brittany, you probably have acquired some SERIOUS self-awareness and caution, with a no-nonsense attitude, right? Well...Apparently not...

For starts, Brittany was GIVING OUT HER NUMBER to RANDOM customers at the mall. That’s right. Random strangers, including grown men. She thought it was “good business” to give out her PERSONAL CELLPHONE NUMBER to strangers in case they had any “questions”, even though every store & kiosk has its own landline telephone. That’s the first idiotic mistake. But it gets way worse.

One of these “customers” (a random grown man) texted her recently wanting to “check out a phone,” but he “couldn’t make it to the mall in time before closing” and wanted her to meet him elsewhere OUTSIDE THE MALL PAST WORK HOURS. Now I know what you’re thinking—NO WAY in hell she’s gonna say yes to that! Right? I mean that’s a CLEAR red flag, just obvious common sense!....

Welp, she said yes. 🙂

So Brittany casually TAKES ONE OF THE NEW COMPANY PHONES TO HER CAR (which is completely against company policy; no unsold device should EVER leave store premise), and drives to where this guy wanted to meet her!!! (Remember: it’s evening past work hours, she’s not even getting paid!!!) Well, I think you can guess what happened next. She got robbed! (Thankfully she wasn’t injured, raped, or killed!)

Then Brittany, shocked at what just happened, yells “Hey, give that back!!” as the thief runs of, to which he responds “F*ck you!” and hops in his car and drives off. Now finally that’s the end of it...right?

Nope. Because Brittany decides not to call cops or flee back home to safety, but instead hops back in her own car to chase after the guy 😃🔫 (to retrieve a phone that’s not even hers to begin with, and endanger her life some more)

She eventually loses