I'm not afraid of technology..

They can't get me....I'm non-binary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shitson1310
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
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Why won't swords go obsolete?

They are cutting edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U-r-a-bus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What is the difference between technical and technological?

olog

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pseudosecure
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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My grandpa said that we youngsters rely on technology too much.

I replied "no, you do" and unplugged his life support.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sexxc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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I just failed my Information Technology class...

I just don't get IT

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZoNaGii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Cuttine-edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamzeubermedic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2020
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Clothes drying was one of the most pioneering technologies of our time.

They were the first to go online.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaxxonn26
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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Moses was an amazing technological innovator

He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
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I got a job at the guillotine factory.

I'll beheading there shortly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?

Elon musk

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hfoste1380
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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What technology powers Satan's car?

The infernal combustion engine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DatJayblesDoe
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?

State-of-the-Ark technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amart1985
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why is the world technology driven?

Because God wanted us to live in E-den.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/do_or_dyee
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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I proudly showed my son, "Check this out! Bought a new shrub trimmer today!" He shrugged and replied, "That's great, dad." I continued...

"It’s cutting hedge technology!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I'll tell you my favorite piece of cutting edge technology.

An angle grinder

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MDCM
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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What do you call the man who lives without technology and got amputated to the elbows?

Armish.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AXLISMYGOD
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ing_die
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time

It had cutting edge technology

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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Ancient Roman Technology really was amazing
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sad_gaming
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Just got back from Lowe’s where I picked up a cool new gadget.

Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.

It’s real Cutting Hedge Technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Krusty100
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system

He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Usually I'm not good with technology...

...but when it comes to texting I'm all thumbs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtowers
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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People say information technology...

like they know what IT means

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickkasper
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What has been the worlds most ground breaking technology?

The shovel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tw1ch1e
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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What do you call new innovations in knife technology?

Cutting edge tech

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cat_Cultist
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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Decided to go to school to become a landscaper.

They're teaching cutting hedge technology over there

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucky5150
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?

Answers on a postcard please.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emu404
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?

Motion censors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lucas1006
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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A small US state is trying to hack into a computer technology company's system.

I think we ought to make Delaware.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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I'm usually not a fan of technology

but I give my phone credit.

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Did you hear about the recent advancements in jackhammer technology?

It's groundbreaking.

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I work in electrical wholesale and this is particularly apt.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joey1018
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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My Grandpa always tells me that my generation relies too much on technology...

So I said, β€œNo u!” And unplugged his life support

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CubingWithAlex
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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Why is Saudi Arabia so technologically far behind?

They live under Iraq...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_DRUMSETS
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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New cutting edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/z_dog909
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2018
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In an effort to try to bring their snacks up to speed in terms of technology, Lay's is shrinking the size of their product by more than 50%.

They're calling them microchips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tehgreatiam
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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I’ve heard about new technology capable of building houses way faster than a human

But i need concrete evidence

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwenger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Why do people love knives ?

They’re cutting edge technology

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDtheboss89
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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In the future...

In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dan_the_Man0904
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Me: "75 Watts.. 60 Watts.. 100 Watts" Daughter: "what are you doing, dad??"

Me: "oh, just a bit of light reading"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2019
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Cutting edge technology v.redd.it/9dksy5s64cy11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheGalacticFart
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Can you believe how far technology has come?! Now doctors can use lasers to enable you to see into the future!

Mine just told me after my surgery I'll have 2020 vision!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SvNOrigami
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2019
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I just employed someone at my guillotine factory...

He seemed so happy to be working with cutting head technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SteveOMatt
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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My new knife has cutting-edge technology
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_a_dum_bum
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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