I'm not afraid of technology..
They can't get me....I'm non-binary.
Why won't swords go obsolete?
They are cutting edge technology.
What is the difference between technical and technological?
My grandpa said that we youngsters rely on technology too much.
I replied "no, you do" and unplugged his life support.
I just failed my Information Technology class...
Clothes drying was one of the most pioneering technologies of our time.
They were the first to go online.
Moses was an amazing technological innovator
He was the first to download data from the cloud to tablets.
I got a job at the guillotine factory.
I'll beheading there shortly.
What’s the scent of the most advanced deodorant technology?
What technology powers Satan's car?
The infernal combustion engine
How did Noah fit 2 of every animal in a single boat ?
State-of-the-Ark technology
Why is the world technology driven?
Because God wanted us to live in E-den.
I proudly showed my son, "Check this out! Bought a new shrub trimmer today!" He shrugged and replied, "That's great, dad." I continued...
"It’s cutting hedge technology!"
I'll tell you my favorite piece of cutting edge technology.
What do you call the man who lives without technology and got amputated to the elbows?
The invention of the shovel was just touching the surface of what today's is groundbreaking technology can achieve.
The Guillotine was supposed to be ahead of its time
It had cutting edge technology
Ancient Roman Technology really was amazing
Just got back from Lowe’s where I picked up a cool new gadget.
Solar powered clippers attached to a drone that I can program to do most of my landscaping.
It’s real Cutting Hedge Technology.
Trump has just issued Boris Johnson a final warning about allowing Chinese technology in their phone system
He told him "it's my way or the Huawei"
Usually I'm not good with technology...
...but when it comes to texting I'm all thumbs
People say information technology...
like they know what IT means
What has been the worlds most ground breaking technology?
What do you call new innovations in knife technology?
Decided to go to school to become a landscaper.
They're teaching cutting hedge technology over there
What's the deal with people who refuse to embrace technology?
Answers on a postcard please.
What technology does the Chinese Government use to determine which dance moves are appropriate and respectable?
we do have a lot off different technology. https://www.reddit.com/r/Showerthoughts/comments/bu0yuo/we_have_devices_that_can_see_through_flesh_and/ on this post
A small US state is trying to hack into a computer technology company's system.
I think we ought to make Delaware.
I'm usually not a fan of technology
but I give my phone credit.
Did you hear about the recent advancements in jackhammer technology?
I work in electrical wholesale and this is particularly apt.
My Grandpa always tells me that my generation relies too much on technology...
So I said, “No u!” And unplugged his life support
Why is Saudi Arabia so technologically far behind?
New cutting edge technology
In an effort to try to bring their snacks up to speed in terms of technology, Lay's is shrinking the size of their product by more than 50%.
They're calling them microchips.
I’ve heard about new technology capable of building houses way faster than a human
But i need concrete evidence
Why do people love knives ?
They’re cutting edge technology
In the future...
In 1,000 years, snails will evolve into being an advanced civilization. They will develop their own advanced technologies. In an effort to increase their mobility, they will equip their shells to be modular vehicles called Snail Cars, S-Car for short. Since snails do not have upper extremities, controlling the cars will be voice activated. The initiation command would be, "S-Car, GO!" 😂🤣
Me: "75 Watts.. 60 Watts.. 100 Watts" Daughter: "what are you doing, dad??"
Me: "oh, just a bit of light reading"
Can you believe how far technology has come?! Now doctors can use lasers to enable you to see into the future!
Mine just told me after my surgery I'll have 2020 vision!
I just employed someone at my guillotine factory...
He seemed so happy to be working with cutting head technology.
My new knife has cutting-edge technology
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