It's technically the truth
Super Mario is Japanese, so technically his last name is Mario.
His first name is Itsumi, making him Itsumi Mario
since lead can kill you just from being around it too much, it can technically be considered death metal.
how can I include "lead/lead singer" into the joke
Even if you aren't Adam, you're technically still Adam
Because atoms make up everything
My cousin went to technical school for electronics then completed culinary school. His job is very specialized .
He’s a TV Dinner Repairman
Any drinking establishment on the Red Planet will technically be a Mars Bar
technically speaking, someone giving you an award is a form of...
Isn't Earth the third planet form the sun ...
Doesn't that means every country is a third world country
I soup-ose its technically news
What is the least spoken language in the world?
Take it as you will. But, as for myself, I don't give much of a *hoot*. It's all for the birds to me
Do trees poop?
Of course they do, how else would we get number 2 pencils
What is the meanest technical interface?
I walked in my bathroom and saw 10 ants frantically scurrying about. I felt bad, so I built them a small house from a cardboard box. I guess, technically, this makes me their landlord since...
What do you call a mum who tells a dad joke?
A faux pa
Sees myself out
Not technically a dad joke, but: You ever have the problem of a 4 year old making you look bad because he likes helping with the dishes and hasn't figured out the finer points of letting them soak?
We all know where the Big Apple is. But does anyone know where the...
My favorite number is 4 but 3 is a close 2nd!
I often forget to bring my lunch to work. When I got desperate, I used to eat sheets of paper, but they tasted tearable.
Now I eat Post-Its. They’re also tearable, but at least they stick with you.
The earth is 70% water and uncarbonated.
Which technically makes the earth flat.
We were at the beach the other day and my girlfriend asked “If you gave birth by the ocean, would that technically be a sea section?”
Web developer working from home is technically
Spiderman: Work from Home
What has 3 letters and starts with gas?
I am Iron Man
This morning my fiancé said to me:
“Technically you’re iron man”
Me: “is this going to descend into something about me doing the ironing?” (I was sorting laundry at the time)
Him: “you’re female. Fe is Iron, male is man, therefore you’re iron man”
I rolled my eyes so hard I could see my spine.
Russia is on the right side of the conflict.
Don't believe me, check a map.
Pride month should be September instead of June.
Because Pride comes before the Fall.
What has 2 butts and kills people?
I found out the technical difference between a dance and a ball.
A dance is when only people of the same age are invited.
A ball is any pitch outside the strike zone.
Though technically, one isn't
Technically, every restaurant is a drive-thru.
It just depends how fast you're driving.
I think my pet skunk is broken...
Technically Moses was the first man to download files from the Cloud...
Did you hear about the toilet company that got shut down for being a monopoly?
They were number 1 and number 2 in the business.
If you eat a whole pie, technically you’re not committing the sin of gluttony.
Technically a flower, but...
Technically, they both have some spiky stuff
Johnny Depp is a terrible shepard...
I mean he did lose A. Heard
Did you know they used to use lead to hold barrels together? A guy had to singe the band ends together. Now you know that every heavy metal band needed a lead singer.
credit to fang0654 who replied this to my previous post to expand off the joke "did you know lead is technically death metal since you can die just being around it"
Got it from r/TechnicallyTheTruth
Technically, national anthems are just country music.
I've got one thing to say to all of you....
The Earth is made up of 70% water and it’s uncarbonated..
So it’s technically flat.
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