Technically we can all jump higher than a house..
Because houses can’t jump!
Technically all national anthems
Which pasta gets locked out of the house? —Technically a wife joke.
Technically, they both have some spiky stuff
Though technically, one isn't
No matter where I go, I like to bring my ukulele, then, whenever someone asks if I play an instrument, I say...
“I play a little guitar!"
Technically it was Moses that had the first tablet...
....that could connect to the crowd.
I'm technically an uncle, but my niece laughed so...
Did you hear about the Cockatiel that was trying to find a new home for his family? He zipped back and forth everywhere, but couldn't find a good spot anywhere. Then he came across a bear, sleeping flat of his back with his mouth wide open. Not recognizing what it was, he thought the bear's mouth would be the perfect spot for a nest. He gathered his family and they all got to work building a new home for themselves, but then the bear woke up. Realizing what was going on, he politely informed them that he couldn't let them nest in his mouth. He hated to do it, but it was quite the bird den to bear.
What is the difference between technical and technological?
Is washing my hands technically a germocide?
My friend told me I could make six figures a year by becoming a sculptor
He technically wasn't lying, but I still feel misled.
I made a small house with a cardboard box for the group of 10 ants running around in my room. Technically, I am now their landlord and they are my...
Technically everything on the ground
What's the longest word in the English language?
Smiles. The first and last letters are a mile apart.
Technically, prisoners are all incels.
I've just come to the realisation that in a way a baker is technically also a parent...
Because their raisin bread.
What province has no patience?
Nunavut
My 7 year old just told me this joke, I’m so proud.
Chocolate chip dish technically makes this a... Desserted island
I was tried for armed robbery, but the case was overturned on a technicality.
My father always said I lack conviction.
Why doesn’t Santa have to provide health insurance for his workers?
They’re technically Elf employed
Iron man is technically a Fe-male
Technically, every apple is an atoms apple
If Queen Elizabeth was Hispanic
Her name would be " El Lizabeth "
Eye drops are technically blinker fluid
Dad, can you tell me what a solar eclipse is?
Statistically,
6 out of 7 dwarves are not happy.
If you throw somebody out of window when he is sleeping, he technically...
It's technically a pun...
Well, I mean technically it's true.
A person without arms and a knife in their mouth is still technically armed,
We’ve come to a fork in the road... don’t know where to go from here..
If you buy an album and it goes platinum, you're technically one in a million.
Technically we're all third wheeling our footwear
You could say they're your sole mates
Technically the Arctic is hot if you are attracted to it
Did you know that, technically, all beverages are alcoholic?
If they’re not getting drunk, then they’re getting wasted.
Technically all national anthems are...
Technically, national anthems are just country music.
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