I went on a trip to Chernobyl last week

It was rad

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I'm rehoming a small, mixed breed dog. It's territorial, very energetic, and it likes to bark a LOT. Let me know if you're interested, and...

I'll jump over my neighbor's fence and get it for you.

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📅︎ Dec 18 2021
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The girlfriend of Macaroni is such an energetic funky gal

Her name is Macarena

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📅︎ Nov 09 2021
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how do you know if your TV isn't employed?

It's not as energetic as it used to be, and it remains static.

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👤︎ u/slade2121
📅︎ Dec 11 2022
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I knew a submarine sailor who wasn't very talkative or energetic

He was a subdued sub dude.

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👤︎ u/professorf
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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Baby had been really energetic...

Baby had been unusually energetic all day until she finally let loose with a MASSIVE poop. Easily the biggest she's ever had. Afterwards...

Wife: She might be ready for her nap. She finally seems tired now.

Me: Well, that obviously took a lot out of her.

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