A list of puns related to "Tea Break"
It was very civil engineering…
He wanted a pear for morning tea at school so I gave him one. This afternoon when I picked him up:
Me: "Tomorrow, do you want a pear for morning tea?"
7yo: "A pair of what?"
So proud right now.
Was closing at the restaurant I worked at, when someone started breaking down the iced tea station. While checking if any tables were drinking it, she asked "Tim, do you need tea?"
Before he could respond, I said "of course he does. Without it, he'd be Im.
I have been avoiding the coffee at work as it has the same pH as battery acid and has been bugging my stomach. As such, I've been making tea as a pick-me-up in the morning. I was in the break room making my morning tea while a coworker was making some coffee.
Coworker: "So no coffee today?"
Me: "Nope. It's not really my cup of tea anymore. As opposed to this cup of tea, which is my cup of tea."
Commence groaning.
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