Tapeworms Puns

A list of puns related to "Tapeworms"

i went to the doctor's woth my parents, and found out i have tapeworms in my stomach. the doctor showed us some pictures of tapeworms. and both my parents fainted.

i guess ive got a stomach for it

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👤︎ u/yeeturking
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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What does a tapeworm have in common with the Eiffel Tower?

They’re both Paris sites

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👤︎ u/Rinsetheplates_first
📅︎ May 12 2022
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Why is the tapeworm angry?

It's seen some shit.

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👤︎ u/Machine_God_10
📅︎ May 02 2022
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Have you heard about the tapeworm epidemic going on in france?...

...awful lot of paris sights

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👤︎ u/Fumb-MotherDucker
📅︎ Jan 04 2022
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If someone who loves books is a bookworm, does that make someone who loves audio books a tapeworm?
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👤︎ u/isle_say
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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What does a tapeworm have in common with the Eiffel Tower?

They’re both Paris sites.

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👤︎ u/ryan_godzez
📅︎ May 15 2022
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What does Tapeworm and The Eiffel Tower Have In Common

Both are Paris Sites

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👤︎ u/CanadianTrainFan
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Here comes another one

What does a tapeworm have in common with the Eiffel Tower. There both Paris sites

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👤︎ u/spookaddress
📅︎ May 14 2022
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