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Tans Puns

A list of puns related to "Tans"

Why did sin and tan not go to the party?

Just cos

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👤︎ u/TheSketchiest
📅︎ Jul 14 2020
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I have three different levels of tan on me. One level is my arms and legs from wearing a shirt and shorts. The next level is from not wearing a shirt at the beach. And the last is under my shorts.

I’m neapoliTAN!

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👤︎ u/The_Bored-biker
📅︎ Jul 21 2020
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I'm getting a tan
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👤︎ u/throwawaytrol7134
📅︎ Feb 15 2020
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Nail salons closed, Lash salons closed, Hair salons closed, Tan salons an Wax salons too...

... it’s about to get ugly out there

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👤︎ u/Rachelsfriendfriend
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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“Tan” line
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👤︎ u/kkwong2003
📅︎ Apr 13 2019
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Saw a sign that said "TAN FREE TODAY!"

Joke's on them; I'm tan-free every day!

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👤︎ u/AlmostButNotQuit
📅︎ Feb 22 2020
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Tan line
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👤︎ u/CopperEagle472
📅︎ May 09 2019
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Don't mind getting an occasional sin(tan)
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👤︎ u/Is_This_L055
📅︎ Aug 07 2019
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Did you guys hear the news an ape opened a tanning salon in Bangkok I know heard he named it “A Range Of Tans”
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👤︎ u/ElMichoacano
📅︎ Aug 17 2019
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Fake tans are overrated [OC]
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👤︎ u/CluKInCok
📅︎ Mar 15 2019
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Have a bad tan line on my arm
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👤︎ u/thewizbizman
📅︎ Jul 12 2018
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I think I got a pretty good tan this summer.

Or is it just a pigment of my imagination

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👤︎ u/jackthecricketer
📅︎ Apr 01 2019
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Why did the farmer return some of his tan farm animals?

Because his wife didn't want two brown chicken brown cow.

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👤︎ u/DoctorMasochist
📅︎ Apr 29 2019
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Why did you divide sine by tan?

Just cos

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jan 17 2018
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I felt a sense of familiarity when I got into my buddy's tan car but I've never ridden it before,

guess I got beigé-à-vu!

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👤︎ u/vampirecookie
📅︎ Mar 26 2019
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My ginger daughter said she wanted to get a tan

I went too far. Opened the fridge and now the poor things burnt to a crisp.

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👤︎ u/Naiphe
📅︎ Jan 26 2019
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This guy (showing off his tan lines) will be a great dad in the future
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👤︎ u/madhoe
📅︎ Oct 13 2013
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Knee-Appalling-Tan
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👤︎ u/dryeraser
📅︎ Jul 25 2017
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My dad pointed to a building and asked me the color of the wall. I said tan/beige. He said...

Then why does the sign say Walgreens?

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👤︎ u/sleepyinseattle95
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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My daughter just returned from a small island in Indonesia, bragging about her great tan...

She was gutted when I told her that I could Bali notice it.

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👤︎ u/jworkmusicofficial
📅︎ Dec 22 2017
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Hey guys, look at my tan line:
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👤︎ u/Pixeltiger1999
📅︎ Dec 27 2013
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It’s not a farmer’s tan it’s an arm-bre.
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👤︎ u/thechronicfox
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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Am I tan?

My SO just got back from a trip to cuba, while there her sister asks "am I tan?" Only to be met with a dad joke response "you do look pretty sin over cosine."

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👤︎ u/danhap
📅︎ Mar 11 2015
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Roi Tans,
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👤︎ u/MilPens
📅︎ Jun 08 2017
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Walking with a friend. He says I tan easily, I am part Indian, Eskimo in fact.

I-nu-it

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👤︎ u/JohnShaft
📅︎ May 01 2016
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Mika Tan makes a funny twitter.com/Mika_Tan/stat…
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👤︎ u/dumkopf604
📅︎ Oct 02 2013
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Nice watch tan dad.

Brother: Nice watch tan dad /s

Dad: Thanks son it required time.

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👤︎ u/bababerands
📅︎ Sep 20 2015
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We asked our mechanics to spray one our panels tan. [x-post /r/Military
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👤︎ u/McDaanalds
📅︎ Nov 16 2013
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Why did I divide Sin by Tan

Just cos...

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👤︎ u/Strange_An0maly
📅︎ Jul 14 2018
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