Why is the element Sb poor? Because it is antimony.

The pun is basically about an element in the periodic table which is called antimony and whose symbol is Sb this is basically playing with words that Sb is anti-money and that's why it is poor.

Variations can be Sb is anti-capitalist. But anyways.

A little tip: When you’re out eating with friends and they ask if you want salt or not,all you gotta say is ‘Yea’ or ‘Na’.

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Surprise!!!!

He was Sir Spicious

"Dinner dinner, dinner dinner, dinner dinner, BATMAN!"

the knight who thinks he knows the answer...Sir Mise

the knight who is sure his armor is made out of cans...Sir Tin

the knight who is always angry...Sir Lee

the knight who hisses when he talks...Sir Pent

the sneaky knight...Sir Reptitious

the extra knight...Sir plus

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“Can I join you?”

I told the kids “this changes EVERYTHING!”

It doesn't have a leg to stand on

He said, "Can I take your order?"

I said, "Sure."

He said, "Thanks, I'm just really hungry."

It becomes a pool table.

I asked her if it's a fusion restaurant. She blew up at me.

Sir Cumference

It took a good year or two.

This guy!!!

Desserters

First we have the knight that insisted the able remain round: Sir Cumference Next we have the token alcoholic of the group: Sir Hosis One knight of the round table was a very agreeable sort: Sir Tan-lee The next I didn’t know very well, but im told he grilled a great steak: Sir Loin Then there was the knight that developed thin plastic sheets to cover his leftovers: Sir Ranwrap Then finally there was the knight that we don’t have concrete evidence that he ever existed: Sir Cumstantial

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Sir prise

After a moment or two, the vet shook his head and sadly said, "I'm sorry, your duck, Cuddles, has passed away."

The distressed woman wailed, "Are you sure?" "Yes, I am sure. Your duck is dead," replied the vet..

"How can you be so sure?" she protested. "I mean you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."

The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few minutes later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked up at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.

The vet patted the dog on the head and took it out of the room. A few minutes later he returned with a cat. The cat jumped on the table and also delicately sniffed the bird from head to foot. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly and strolled out of the room.

The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck."

The vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and produced a bill, which he handed to the woman..

The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. "$1500!" she cried, "$1500 just to tell me my duck is dead!"

The vet shrugged, "I'm sorry. If you had just taken my word for it, the bill would have been $50, but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it's now $1500."

Stick your hands in its pockets and tickle its balls

My family don't like me

call it the "chemis-tree"

No Ikea.

We got a new dog. We named him Jesus, and he gets loose often. Occasionally I'll knock on my Mormon neighbors door just to ask if they've found Jesus.

Took a good year or two to make.

His cause of death was due to exposure to the elements.

"A TOE TRUCK!!??"

I needed a run up, but I bloody did it!

Sir Curity - King's head of guard

Sir Ender - King's military general

Sir Cumnavigate - King's navy admiral

Sir Veillance - King's spies

Sir Ching - King's scout

Sir Vival - King's best warrior

Sir Nister - King's executioner

Sir Bia - King's ambassador to Yugoslavia

Sir Spicious - King's inquistor

Sir V. Chewed - King's slave master

Sir Lancealot - King's diabetes nurse

Sir Cumcision - King's health inspector

Sir Inge - King's infectious disease expert

Sir Jun - King's doctor

Sir Iasis - King's dermatologist

Sir Rebralpalsy - King's disability advocate

Sir Loin - King's dinner chef

Sir Up - King's breakfast chef

Sir Hosis - King's vinter

Sir Taindeath - King's daredevil

Sir Real - King's storyteller

Sir Rendipty - King's fortune teller

Sir Cuss - King's jester

Sir Tenty - King's prophet

Sir Burbia - King's city planner

Sir Plus - King's organizer

Sir Prize - King's party planner

Sir Pen Tyne - King's amusement park planner

Sir Rebral - King's advisor

Sir Cumference - King's geometry teacher

Sir Mise - King's historian

Sir Kitbreaker - King's electrician

Sir Culation - King's news editor

Sir Roundsound - King's DJ

Sir Renity - King's therapist

Sir John General - King's tobacco farmer

Sir Veyer - King's castle builder

Sir Vant - King's gofer

Sir Fur - King's lifeguard

Sir Factant - King's cleaner

Sir Plant - King's son

Sir Tainly - King's yes man

Sir Cumspect - King's investor

Sir Charge - King's tax collector

Sir Mon - King's priest

Sir Pent - King's herpetologist

Sir Ogate - King's regent

Sir Cumvent - King's risk analyst

A very large abacus. 🧮

To get to the other sides

You need to get there early as the queues will be massive.

Dad: Wow. I didn't even know they were Catholic.

It was a crow-bar.

... I can't stand it.

He said, "It's not much, but it help to pass the thyme."

Is anything alright?

OLIVE!

Helium. He He He.

Floor d’ouevres

Sir Cumference

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Sir Cumference

Sir Cumference!

Sir Cumfrence