I always buy my weapons from a guy called T-Rex.

He's a small arms dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Telusion
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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It's the little things that count (also a T-rex's arms)

https://www.instagram.com/standup.trex/

https://preview.redd.it/9449vyyyj4f61.png?width=620&format=png&auto=webp&s=4f5d46a86d95447af0958da58a8583a00398e36f

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mondalengo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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What's the one thing the elderly T-Rex wished it didn't catch?

Dino-SARS

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xViability
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2021
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Why is it so hard for T. Rex to play the piano?

They're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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You know why a T-Rex walks with bent back?

Cause his dino's sore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1CUP2DAY
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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Do T-Rex like explosions?

I'm not sure but another dino mite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iceberger3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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Just heard about this gun smuggler they caught named T-Rex.

He was a small arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andS0NS
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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How does a T-Rex feel after working out?

Kindasoar.

Boyfriend told me this after we discussed our workout today πŸ₯²

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinxKitty
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Where does a T-Rex find food to eat?

The dino-store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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T-Rex dealer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thez1337
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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What does a T-rex call a back a back ache?

A dinosore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Archaeologists found traces of Trinitrotoluene in a T-Rex skeleton. Scientists have since determined that T-Rex's muscles used the compound to function.

TNT. It's dino might.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veive
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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What type of weapons would a T-rex sell?

Small arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharar_rs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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What do you call a T-Rex with a bump on its head ?

A Dino-Sore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/its_boogeyman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?

They’re extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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Why can't t-rex clap?

Cause they're dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KyotoKyoto2525
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2020
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Bought a pistol from a guy named T Rex

Turns out he’s a small arms dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Why is a T-Rex not good at long range shooting?

He only has small arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2020
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My mom saw I was talking to a T-Rex and that we exchanged cash. She asked why.

I told her he is my small arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What did a T-Rex fart smell like?

Ex-STINK-shun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boop66
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2020
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Why can’t the T-Rex scratch their back?

Because they’re dead.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisprater6986
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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How did T-Rex feel after bicep curl day?

Dino-sore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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What do you call a T Rex who farted millions of years ago?

Ex stinked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dq72
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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What sound does a sleeping T-Rex make?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KillxBill
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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What do you call a T-Rex with a bomb strapped to it's chest?

Dinomite

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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Where does a t-rex go to buy groceries

The Dino-Store

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Insert_UserHere
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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Why cant a T-rex clap with his hands?

Coz they're extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/__teju
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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How'd they work out the thief was a T-Rex?

A DinoSaw

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πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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Why couldn’t the T rex clap his hands?

He’s dead

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pickledust465
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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Never get in a fight with a T-rex.

You'll get jurasskicked..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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How does a T-rex take notes?

Using shorthand

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πŸ‘€︎ u/midget_messiah
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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How does a T-Rex like its steak?

Medium raa-aaar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kushion32
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2020
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A T-rex welcoming committee

Only comes in small waves

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rimirilar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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A T-Rex walks into a vegan restaurant and is greeted by a girl who said she knew him.

He had never met herbivore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legisleducator
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10 2019
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(My dad literally just told me this joke) A friend of mine just bought a hand gun from a t-rex.

He’s a small arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cl1ffordclose
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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What do you call a T-Rex that can fly

A Dino-soar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/needlessnut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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A t-Rex sold me a pistol for a great price.

He’s my small arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattBatz1991
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Did I ever tell you about the bruise I had that was shaped like a T-Rex?

It was a dino-sore.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tiidwunduniik
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I have a friend t-rex...

Hes my small arms dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/harmles_potato09
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I buy my guns from a guy called "T Rex"

He's a small arms dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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What do you a call a T-Rex that had a surgery?

A Dino-Sore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Matt4307
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I buy my guns from a T-Rex.

He's a small arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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I only buy my guns from a T-Rex...

because he's my small arms dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gamingfreak207
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I have a T-Rex who sells me hand guns.

He's my small arms dealer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMalcolmK
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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I buy all of my handguns from a t-rex

It’s my local small arms dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yet-another-dad
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Why did the T-Rex only sell handguns

Because he is a small arms dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KrazX001
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2019
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Why are T-Rex extinct?

They couldn't wash their hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenderDeLorean
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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I buy my guns from a guy called T-Rex

He's a small arms dealer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noir_Reaper
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