Watching Olympic Synchronized Diving

Daughter: "Wow - they were not in sync."

Me: "I don't know. It looks like they went into a big sink."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nub98
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2016
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Me, to the biker gang leader: I thought we were supposed to ride our bikes together at the same speed!

Biker gang leader: Yes, but for the love of God, Stop calling it β€œsynchronizing our cycles”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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I was at a Christmas party that my dad's friend was throwing...

No one in attendance was under 55 when they dropped this bomb shell on each other:

My Dad: Hey Al, your dog is getting fat.

Al: He's on a sea food diet.

At this point all of the dads there jumped in and in perfect synchronization shouted: "See food and eat it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vaticancameos221
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2014
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That's BS

Dad: Time for bed now. I have to seep. You should sleep.

Me: Aw come on it isn't even 11. That's BS.

Dad: It is BS....

....BED SYNCHRONIZATION.

Me: Bye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PeterPorky
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2014
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