Sws Puns

I figure, what do I have Toulouse.

Proudly I bring you my Dad’s first joke book! He’s a dad and he compiled all of these hilarious jokes about coffee(possibly the best drink known to man)!

Here’s a few from the book;

-Coffee doesn’t ask me stupid questions... be more like coffee

-Don’t try to please everyone... remember you are NOT Coffee

-My morning coffee gives me the strength to make it to my mid-morning coffee

The Coffee Joke Book

Sorry if posts like this aren't allowed here (feel free to delete this if not, mods), but I need a ton of Star Wars dad jokes. We're having a SW party at my workplace in about a week and a half and I want some to go around and tell people to get laughs and groans :)

• Wait until they bring the credit card machine thing over.

• Keep card in wallet.

• Put machine to ear.

• "Hello? Hello?? It's for you..."

• Hand 'phone' to waiter.

• Watch everyone groan/reach into pockets for extra tip money.