Sword puns are stupid..
.. Maybe I'm not sharp enough to understand them but I don't get their point.
Why won't swords go obsolete?
They are cutting edge technology.
3 yr old grandson says, "Papa, where's my sword?"
Papa, "What colour is it?"
3 yr old, "Blue."
Papa, "Where did you see it last?"
3 yr old: "In my hand."
Endless entertainment!
Edit: formatting
I don't understand why anyone would use a club instead of a sword
Don't bring cheese to a sword fight.
But if you do, make sure it's extra sharp.
My sword doesn't weigh much.
What do you call two gamers sword fighting?
What did the sword say to the shield after their fight last night?
Did you hear about the pirate who had a sword he only used on women?
Hey, anyone know any good Sword fighting puns ? Trying to think of any
.. words with a dual meaning.
What do you get if your lovers soul was trapped in a sword for all eternity?
I met a creepy guy who forced me to take home a bunch of horses with swords in their mouths.
A character you can’t play in a game was sliced with a sword multiple times.
What kind of math do you do with a sword
Why don't toy swords hurt?
They're only hokey pokey!
Ever exchanged puns in a sword fight?
You need to have a rapier wit.
If the pen is mightier than the sword then what does that make paper?
What would you call a sword made of ice?
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
What do you call a group of nuns with swords?
Nunjas... and if they're well equipped they'll have nunchucks too!
Q. E. D... Pen is mightier than the sword!
I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters
It's okay I can Samurais it for you.
What did the Great Deku Tree tell Link when he couldn't pull out the master sword?
In a sword fight, what is a Redditor’s favourite move?
I found a sword I could buy for really cheap
Did you hear about the diamond, super short sword that Annie the Orphan found?
I don't get why a kid in my son's Pre-K class gave everyone an inflatable sword as a party favor for their birthday.
Why did the knight carry his cheese sword?
Because it was sharp cheddar.
It's no wonder guns became more the more popular weapon over swords...
...compared to guns, swords just don't cut it.
What do you call an owl riding a horse with a sword?
My daughter said the only thing she wants for her birthday this year is “Pokémon Sword”
In a sword fight, what's a Redditor's favorite move?
By the sword of my father
There was an island shaped like a sword.
I built my house on it. I like to live on the edge.
The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.
Because they would be Knight Wights.
My friend tried to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He made some excellent points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some really good points.
What do you call a sword that doesn’t weigh much?
My sword doesn’t weigh much
My friend gave me a demo on why I should invest in his sword making business.
He made some very good points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business.
He makes some very good points.
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword making business .
He makes some excellent points.
What kind of math do you do with a sword?
My friend is trying to convince me to invest in his sword business I don’t want too..
But, he makes some really good points
I read a lengthy article about Japanese sword fighters.
It's okay I can Samurais it for you.
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