I switched labels in my wife's spice cabinet.
She hasn't noticed, but the thyme is cumin.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion.
I recently switched from using mayonnaise to using butter for making grilled cheese sandwiches. My wife said she liked them more with the butter, but kindly asked me if it was more work this way?
I answered: "It is, but only margarinely more."
Note: this really happened.
I recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spices…
She hasn’t realized it yet, but the Thyme is Cumin.
I’ve recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.
She doesn’t know yet. But the thyme is cumin.
I switched out my bed for a trampoline
Let me tell you that my wife hit the roof when she found out.
I came into the office early and switched as many M and N keys on keyboards as I could. Some might say I'm a monster...
But others will say nomster
I switched the I and O keys on my brother's laptop to confuse him and mess his typing up.
I know, I know, I'm a horrible person, but my brother would say I'm a hirroble persin.
I tried to burn my friend a new arsehole by slipping chili peppers into his food, but things didn't go as planned when he switched dishes on me.
I used to upholster furniture for a living and hated it. My boss switched me to packing for a while then switched me back. I hate it so bad I have to go to a support group. Talking helps me to do the damned job.
I went into work early today and switched as many of the m and n keys as I could’ve.
Some might call me a monster, others a nomster
Edit: credit: u/Mr_PoodlePants. My b, forgot about this.
I switched to sensitive toothpaste, but I don't think it's working
What would happen if the US suddenly switched to the metric system?
There'd be mass confusion
(Inspiration: https://www.reddit.com/r/monkeyspaw/comments/cy1td0/i_wish_the_usa_would_finally_switch_to_the_metric/eypnk65?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share)
Did you hear about the dentist who switched jobs to become a judge?
He wanted the tooth, the whole tooth and nothing but the tooth.
Why couldn't the Coder that switched companies get anything done?
He signed a Non-Com(pl)ete Agreement
Hear about the saxophone player who switched from a tenor to a soprano saxophone in the middle of the concert?
The press made quite a big deal out of his sax change.
I hear IT people are the main reason the US has not switched to metric
So many people who are pro gram amongst them.
I recently switched from working nights to working days, it's weird
It's like I'm seeing things in a different light
TIL: Some farmers in Bangladesh have switched to raising ducks instead of chickens, because during catastrophic floods, ducks float.
Sounds like they're a bunch of quacks to me.
Someone switched all the buttons on our elevator today.
That's wrong on so many levels.
I sent out a text with the word "diorama" in it, but my phone's autocorrect switched it to diarrhea.
I swear, this shit just writes itself.
I switched to Starbucks after only going to Pete’s for years...
I needed a change of beanery.
We switched networks today
Me: "Hey dad, the wifi isn't working. What's wrong with it?"
Dad: "We got a new network set up today."
Me: "Why?"
Dad: "...Fi"
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be mass confusion
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night
There would be MASS confusion
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight
There would be a mass confusion
Imagine if America switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There'd be mass confusion.
I switched all the labels on my wife's spices.
I'm not in trouble yet, but the thyme is cumin.
What would happen if americans switched to kilograms overnight?
I recently switched all the labels on my wife's spice rack....
She hasn't realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin.
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be a mass confusion
I recently switched all the labels on my wife’s spice rack.
She hasn’t realized it yet, but the thyme is cumin...
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight, there would be mass confusion
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion
Imagine what would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion!
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight…
There would be mass confusion.
Imagine if we Americans switched from pounds to kilograms over night.
There would be mass confusion.
I switched the M and the N keys on my son's keyboard. You could say I'm a monster, but he says I'm a nomster.
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight..
There would be mass confusion.
Switched the M and N keys on my son's laptop
What would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight?
There would be mass confusion.
If Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion...
Imagine if Americans switched from pounds to kilograms overnight...
There would be mass confusion
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There would be mass confusion
What would happen if Americans switched from pounds to kilos overnight?
There would be mass confusion
Imagine if the USA switched from pounds to kilograms overnight.
There would be mass confusion
I switched to Sensitive toothpaste but I don’t think it’s working, I’m still an asshole.
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