A list of puns related to "Swifts"
I never saw it coming, wouldnβt have suspected it
I sent her my trousers to be taken up by 4 inches over 3 months ago
and I still haven't had them back!
Because she had bad blood
and calling it Tailor Swift
Endgame
Is she fast at stitching clothes or something?
Because sheβs got BAD BLOOD....πΌ
A swift tailor.
He calls it Flex Seal Navidad
Because she has bad blood
called Seams Legit.
I think i'm finally clean.
Fortunately, she was able to shake it off.
Don't tell anyone else though, they're trying to keep it Loki
This. Sick. Beet.
Dad: "Have you heard the new Taylor Swift album?"
Me: "1989? Yeah."
Dad: "Oh no, it was much more recent than that."
http://imgur.com/gcNcIYP
I'm a dad. I came up with this one yesterday.
"I thought Taylor Swift was a same-day hemming service"
I knew you were rubble when I walked in.
He said, "You just gotta shake it off!"
"Watch out for Phil Swift, he'll pull a fast one on you."
Cobbler Slow.
She HAS BAD BLOOD
Because she had bad blood.
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