Who is the most sus pokemon?
I don't know, but they might be Amoonguss.
When does a suspicion turn into a sus-chicken?
When things get a little... fowl.
My boss said, “I find it highly suspicious that you are only sick on weekdays.”
I said, “It must be my weekend immune system.”
My wife told me about her hard day. That's when I knew she was the imposter...
She vented.
Who is the imposter in a game of AMONG US among mythical characters?
Pega-sus.
Hey. Don't say Je's-looking-Sus bro
What do you call a chord that has its third moved up a half-step?
A little sus
What do you call your suspicious sister
Your sus-ter
Why was the can of tomato paste voted off the ship?
Because ketchup sus.
Have you heard about the guy who got in trouble for making a pun at school?
He was Pun-ished
I figured out the secret to writing great Christian music.
It’s all about G-sus.
What do you call a famous Roman leader who suffered from epilepsy?
Julius Seizure.
I had to fire my Christian guitar tutor. He was too religious. I wanted to learn guitar, but all he kept talking about was
G-sus
What is God's favorite guitar chord?
G-Sus
These guys get it. :) https://imgur.com/a/xskOd
