They just want to like, dye.
(OC)
That's because when you remove pain from painting all that remains is a *ting
It's called Parking Son's disease.
Edit: Thanks for the gold, kind stranger.
I guess it's really going down the Dwayne.
A crueller
He took a crack at drugs.
how smooth and relaxing it is to wipe the bum
stay-up mother.
Picking up the torn pages, his friend asked, “Why Euripides?”
Solidari-tea
its called a Chair-ity
Check it out now, foot, sole, rubber.
Does that mean that the remaining 7 are enjoying it?
To which he replied,"Well, he seems to be a fun guy!"
It has a lot of mellow tonin’.
"Bullshit! I've been using that stuff for years and...(looks at 13" scar across his stomach from whipple procedure to remove tumors, looks back at family for effect) oh... shit..."
Never lost his great attitude towards life, family, and people in general. Always quick with a joke/dad joke until the end.
Automatic. Systematic. Hydromatic.
Him: "ugh, These kilobytes are killing me"
Me: "Would you say they're really taking a byte out of you?" (And proceed to laugh at my own joke, which he didn't even find funny!!)
I replied - "Shouldn't you get a hersterectomy?"
She groaned, but then agreed that I should post this here...
So, my GF was watching True Blood. I had donated platelets today, which I do every month. The following exchange ensued:
Me: "I wonder do vampires like platelets?"
GF: "They probably consider it one of their main food groups. Like we would view amino acids."
Me: "You're a meano!" (she has to endure lot of shite like this."
GF: "Well you're acidic!"
Me: "What are you basing this on?"
GF: groan
It is called Parking Son's disease.
