Subpar Puns

A list of puns related to "Subpar"

The hot dog vendor is subpar

He doesn’t pass mustard.

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👤︎ u/Gingi0
📅︎ May 02 2021
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What do you call a subpar soup made from a Chinese canine?

A shit stew

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👤︎ u/unclerudy
📅︎ May 24 2018
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Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing?

In case they get a hole in one!

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👤︎ u/Objective_Sport_2728
📅︎ Jun 07 2021
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Subway just opened a golf course

I hear it’s subpar..

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👤︎ u/jmfinfrock
📅︎ Apr 08 2021
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Doctor: You have a severe iron deficiency. Me: How did you know? I just walked in!

Doctor: Your shirt is all wrinkled.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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What do you call a mediocre sandwich?

Subpar

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👤︎ u/mikeychowen
📅︎ Sep 13 2020
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I shot 3 under on 18 holes today but I'm still pretty disappointed.

My performance was really subpar.

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👤︎ u/Beaster05
📅︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a bird that is below average?

A subparrot.

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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Aug 31 2018
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What do you call a below average subreddit?

Subpar

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👤︎ u/NotoriousHothead37
📅︎ Nov 24 2019
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I don’t know why people are always confused when I tell them how good I am at golf.

I just tell people I am subpar.

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👤︎ u/arunie
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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I was trying to come up with jokes about golf...

...but they were all subpar

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👤︎ u/gonzofish
📅︎ Apr 30 2018
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Friend recently found out about reddit

Me: (Walks by my freind who's browsing on the phone). "What's up?"

Freind: Nothing much: I just got reddit on my phone.

Me: Sweet! You should check out... (list of subreddits).

Friend: I don't know... it's just...

Me: What?

Friend: It's just that this is subpar. (Shows phone screen)

He was on r/par

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👤︎ u/Majike03
📅︎ Nov 17 2016
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