A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

β€œSorry, I’m a little behind.”

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2020
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I read that Shakira struggles to sleep and get comfortable in bed.

Apparently its because her hips don’t lie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Folically-endowed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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What do you tell a Jedi-in-training that struggles to use chopsticks at a Chinese buffet?

Use the forks, Luke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AstrosAtoZ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I'm hosting a seminar for men who struggle with ejaculation...

If you can't come let me know

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SeeYouN3xtTuesday
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I struggle with Roman Numerals until I get to 159.

Then it just CLIX.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyUrb
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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Struggle with your Children's Math homework ?

... Apparently it's quite common in five out of every four homes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 30 2020
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Why would T. Rex struggle to play the piano?

They’re extinct.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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My struggle my steroid addiction,

Has only made me stronger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shareinagroove
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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A princess wants to choose her future husband. Her engineers create a maze full of deadly traps. After the struggle, four princes survive. The first three have both their hands cut off. The fourth one still has one hand left. Which one will she choose?

She will chose the fourth prince: he's the most hand-some.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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I struggle to tell dad jokes these days.

He's deaf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RespectableDave
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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If the police pin someone to the ground, but they struggle to get away, do they become a...

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rule 6 compliance section: >!It's an aluminum-shelled resistor. The person trying to escape would be a resistor, but would be put in a car, which are about 9 percent aluminum, if this shitty article I found online is to be believed: https://auto.howstuffworks.com/under-the-hood/auto-manufacturing/5-materials-used-in-auto-manufacturing3.htm the car would be the metal shell.!<

>!also I found online that walking at 5 km/h takes around 100W of energy, so I went with 200W because I figured trying to escape the police while prone probably takes around double the effort.!<

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kirbykirby56
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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A high school student struggles to pass his tests but decides, one day, to pull himself together.

After weeks of hard work and dedication, his grades start picking up.

A month passes and the semester is finally over.

He approaches his father and shows him his grades.

The father looks dramatically into his son's eyes and says:

"long time no C".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olafur-andri
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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The Struggle is Real
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nedybonz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2018
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Dad struggles to tread water in the deep end

β€œI can’t stand it here!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alexanderplam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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How can a left-leaning organisation struggle for rights?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pawailq
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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Harry Potter struggles telling his Cooking Pot and Best Friend apart...

They're both Cauldron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zenarai
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2018
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The Struggle is real {x-post /r/funny}
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hellABunk
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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A breadmakers business goes under and he loses everything. He's talking to his friend about his struggle when his friend says "I'm amazed your wife hasn't left you during all of this!"

The breadmaker replies "Yeah she truly is a rye or die kinda gal!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuestionSleep
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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1 out of three people struggle with math, the other one excels.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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I'm doing a charity gig tonight for people that struggle to orgasm

Don't worry if you can't come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Forphucsake
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2014
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Why do NASCAR drivers struggle with Tinder?

They only know how to swipe left.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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I'd like to see a lighthearted TV show called Prose and Cons- about the struggles of a poetry club in a prison.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tofflemire_dds
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2015
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Do you struggle to find domed recesses in cathedrals these days?

You know, they have apse for that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snowmansni
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2017
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If you struggle with a windsor knot...

does that make you a tie fighter?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vader2000
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2015
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A retired Florida couple was watching TV. The husband looks outside. As he struggles to get up, he yells to his wife...

"Hurry! Cane!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ItoDorito
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2017
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The struggles of a life at sea
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2014
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I always struggle to reach the top of the library...

Too many stories.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rossage99
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2016
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A group of butts is walking. The smallest struggles to keep up.

β€œSorry, I’m a little behind.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2020
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