My epileptic brother applied for a job at a strobe light factory.

I'm sure he'll fit in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2018
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Witnessed this beauty in line at a catering table...

There was a spread of meats and salads for dinner, and above the table was a light that was flickering - giving off a strobe effect.

To which the person behind me casually remarks under his breath; β€œHmm, don’t mind me a bit of seizure salad”.

I thought it was great. No one else seemed to appreciate it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freeebbo
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2018
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Got my co-workers today

CW 1: we need 11, I have 4 right here, so we just need to make a few more

Me: So we got about a third of what we need

CW 2: Quit it with the fractions DarkStrobeLight

Me: do I half to? (Laughing maniacally)

CW 1: it's too early for this shit

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkStrobeLight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2016
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