So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends β€œwell the chicken strips for 6$”

β€œMaybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmemrjackass
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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A friend opened a strip club called the G.Spot...

It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip

When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MajorMinceMeat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.

A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.

Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?

Dad: Uhh, nothing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Turuu_Was_Taken
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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Clever strip club sign
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greigers
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2020
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Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?

They were clothed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigXris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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Chicken strips
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πŸ‘€︎ u/araitisaname
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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What did the broke guy order at the strip club’s β€˜legs β€˜n’ eggs’ show?

A pair of frittatas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JumpinJaccFlash
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I sketched a punny comic strip.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lilparna
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2020
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I went to a strip club for blind people

The girls there were dancing like nobody was watching

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πŸ‘€︎ u/imalilfatgirl
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I was in a Strip club in Poland

The locals are the best. They didn’t have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/husselite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. I’m a pretty liberal guy but if I’m having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rurgtide
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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Why did the lost disciple enter a male strip club?

It was looking for guy-dance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extraposer
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Sign outside strip club shuttered due to COVID-19:

β€œSorry, we’re clothed.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Konamicoder
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Went in for a psychiatric evaluation and the shrink asked me to strip from the waist down!?

He said: Well, I can clearly see your nuts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/7PrawnStar7
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.

This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scooterscuzz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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What did the strip club sign say when they closed for Covid?

temporarily clothed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boop108
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2020
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Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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When we reached the narrow strip of land with sea on either side...

I knew Ithmus be the place.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rdunne22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I strip wires for a living.

It’s not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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You ever seen a chicken strip?

I’ve never even seen one with clothes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pujiman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Don’t order the strip steak.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2018
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I am a wax strip because I am clingy and would make you want to pull your hair out
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πŸ‘€︎ u/1-sh
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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When I went into the barn I saw my father doing a strip tease act in front of our tractor

He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ABitOfALuddite
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks β€œYou want the smoking or non-smoking area?”

β€œOh we want the hottest girls you got”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChrisCGCToo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What is the difference between a circus and a strip club?

The circus is filled with cunning stunts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pdanzar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2019
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A cop busts into a strip club to arrest a guy and yells...

Freeze, you're under abreast!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Crowby3
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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A boy goes to the strip club.

His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?

Boy: Yes, I saw dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/viperfour
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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When you regret ordering salmon over a New York strip

That's a... Missed steak

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deadtoenail69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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Why was the chicken nugget afraid of the chicken strip?

Because he was a top con-tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheFlyingCrate
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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The staff at my local strip club figured out a great way to make decisions.

They take a poll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Dets
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Why did Santa go to the strip club?

Cause he wanted some ho ho hoes

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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Whats it called when a boeing 747 bounces on the landing strip?

A boing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i_am_floof
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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True Story: I was driving my family to my son's birthday party at one of those trampoline places. While looking for it in the strip mall...

We passed an IHOP, to which I stated "There it is!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pikeben08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2019
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What kind of mammal likes to strip?

A polar bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TITANofATHENS
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Why they put rumble strips on the sides of highways

So blind drivers know when they're going off the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W0lfgangster
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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If you went to a strip club at lunchtime and they weren't open

Would the sign say "SORRY, WE'RE CLOTHED!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clbull
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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A dad joke comic strip

http://imgur.com/14PpzWM

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotPennysUsername
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2016
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A friend asked me what I thought about strip clubs...

I said, β€œ There are a lot of hard times in there.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slernate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2018
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Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HotKarl27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Why do electricians strip?

To make ends meet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PianoPlayer1323
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy Server: ... Maybe the chicken strips for $6?

Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DICSBFLOPPIN
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2019
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I strip wires for a living.

It’s not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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