So I ask for something easy at a restaurant, and the server recommends “well the chicken strips for 6$”
“Maybe it will but it doesn’t help with my hunger”
A friend opened a strip club called the G.Spot...
It closed after a week as most men couldn't find it.
Two bananas are sitting at a drag strip
When the light drops the first banana split, the other peeled out.
A very honest dad and his son accidentally wander into a strip club.
A prostitute goes to the dad, and he notices her coming his way. He quickly closes his son's eyes.
Son: Dad, what was that woman wearing?
Dad: Uhh, nothing.
Why was Mike Tyson Sad at the strip club?
What did the broke guy order at the strip club’s ‘legs ‘n’ eggs’ show?
I sketched a punny comic strip.
I went to a strip club for blind people
The girls there were dancing like nobody was watching
I was in a Strip club in Poland
The locals are the best. They didn’t have any. They need to Polish up their Pole dancers.
Seems a little inappropriate having a strip club across the road from Mini golf in town. I’m a pretty liberal guy but if I’m having a day out with my family the last thing I want to look across the road and see is a bunch of losers playing mini golf.
Why did the lost disciple enter a male strip club?
It was looking for guy-dance.
Sign outside strip club shuttered due to COVID-19:
Went in for a psychiatric evaluation and the shrink asked me to strip from the waist down!?
He said: Well, I can clearly see your nuts
I propose that the much desired New York Strip Steak be renamed to Washington DC.
This will make the District of Columbia, finally a steak.
What did the strip club sign say when they closed for Covid?
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
When we reached the narrow strip of land with sea on either side...
I knew Ithmus be the place.
I strip wires for a living.
It’s not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.
You ever seen a chicken strip?
I’ve never even seen one with clothes
Don’t order the strip steak.
I am a wax strip because I am clingy and would make you want to pull your hair out
When I went into the barn I saw my father doing a strip tease act in front of our tractor
He explained that he went to a marriage counselor because mom didn't want to be intimate anymore. The counselor told him he should do something sexy to attract her.
Two Europeans walk into a strip club in America. The bouncer asks “You want the smoking or non-smoking area?”
“Oh we want the hottest girls you got”
What is the difference between a circus and a strip club?
The circus is filled with cunning stunts
A cop busts into a strip club to arrest a guy and yells...
Freeze, you're under abreast!
A boy goes to the strip club.
His mom gets angry and asks him: Did you see anything there that you were not supposed to see?
Boy: Yes, I saw dad!
When you regret ordering salmon over a New York strip
Why was the chicken nugget afraid of the chicken strip?
Because he was a top con-tender.
The staff at my local strip club figured out a great way to make decisions.
Why did Santa go to the strip club?
Cause he wanted some ho ho hoes
Whats it called when a boeing 747 bounces on the landing strip?
True Story: I was driving my family to my son's birthday party at one of those trampoline places. While looking for it in the strip mall...
We passed an IHOP, to which I stated "There it is!"
What kind of mammal likes to strip?
Why they put rumble strips on the sides of highways
So blind drivers know when they're going off the road.
If you went to a strip club at lunchtime and they weren't open
Would the sign say "SORRY, WE'RE CLOTHED!"
A friend asked me what I thought about strip clubs...
I said, “ There are a lot of hard times in there.”
Electricians have to strip to make ends meet.
Why do electricians strip?
Me: I'm not very hungry, I just want something easy Server: ... Maybe the chicken strips for $6?
Me: maybe it does, but that doesn't help with my hunger.
I strip wires for a living.
It’s not a glamorous job, but at least I can make ends meet.
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