Strippers don’t have ACs in their homes
What do you call a soup factory run by strippers?
Why did the stripper show up at the Board of Elections?
She heard they were looking for poll workers.
That stripper party was no fun.
All they did was force us to remove the old paint from the walls.
What to giants and strippers have in common?
They both grind men’s bones to make their bread.
What's similar between strippers and those who operate election booths?
They're both poll workers.
What country has the most active stripper scene?
What is Zeus’ stripper name?
How do strippers decide on collective bargaining rights?
I bought some stripper trousers for £50
They were a total rip off
Dad: “I like to have my shoes match my pants. For instance, my brown shoes go well with my blue pants and my black shoes go well with my gray pants. My stripper heels on the other hand...”
“...don’t go with anything.”
My dad never makes “dad jokes” but, he actually said this yesterday and I’m so proud.
What do you say to the plumber/stripper when your toilet is clogged?
Back that thing up for me.
If strippers were to get a country ...
What did the teacher assign to the stripper?
How many strippers does it take to change a light bulb?
My wife reads these, I’m not answering that!
Did you hear about the leper stripper?
She left a lot to be desired.
My dad said he wanted a new pair of wire strippers for Father’s Day.
When I asked what happened to the old ones he said “ they decided it was time to go to wire college”
So I’m dating a stripper and my mom asked, “do you think that’s a good idea?” I said, “no it’s a whoreibble idea”
Jack and the beanstalk is all about a stripper...
He climbs a pole to find someone who grinds men's bones for bread
When do strippers make bad life choices?
There’s probably a stripper dressed like a cop that gives LAPDances
What to you call a stripper from Malta?
A Malteaser.
Boom, boom, tah!
Hot Stripper Takes it All Off
I've always wanted to be a world class stripper.
But I don't think I could pull it off.
Some strippers rub me the wrong way.
Why didn’t the stripper come into work today?
I got Dad joked by a stripper last night
My roommates took me out for my birthday last night and one of the strippers was showing me her tattoos when she asked if I wanted to she mistake one. I said sure and she proceeded to show me a tattoo of a steak with eyes and a mouth wearing make-up. It was a "Ms. Steak" I lost it.
If a stripper has to work overtime are they t’workin’ late?
Did you hear about the eccentric online stripper?
Did you hear about the stripper who got hurt on the job?
She received Twerkman's Comp.
We came up with the best stripper name for a coworker
His name would be "Dad Joke".
That way he can do lines like,
- "Don't call me later, call me Dad Joke"
- "What's this routine about?" "Oh about 15 minutes"
- "I always avoid the oying at the end of my routine" "Whats an oying?" "The end of this routine!"
- "I leave my chest super hairy fur protection."
What do you stuff into a Latina stripper's thong?
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