My brother was stressing that someone in our house could contract the coronavirus by going out for supplies.
My dad responded: "We could all be getting viruses from our computers right now."
Everyone in my class is stressing out on that test about soup, but not me
My dad knew I was stressing about my chemistry midterm, so he wrote this on my board when I was out to cheer me up
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I spent my entire life savings on pasta.
It was worth every penne.
What did the stressed out carpenter say about his broken saw?
I feel like the stress of the pandemic has really aged me...
...I look at least a year older.
The Covid19 situation has been particularly stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear social distancing measures will push someone over the edge.
My stressed out Mexican friend is moving to a place where one can live a life of ease on 100 centavos a day...
He needs a change of peso.
I've been stressed out recently with too much work.
So I went to a restaurant to treat myself. When I got my food i was too uptight to finish it.
I guess I have too much on my plate.
Whenever my dad is stressed, he breaks into hives.
I don’t know why he takes it out on bees.
Why are whales so stressed out?
They're under a lot of pressure down there
My wife came home from work stressed out from her day. I asked her how I could help, she asked me to draw her a bath.
I showed her the drawing I made, she replied “that wasn’t really what I had pictured...”
All this stress lately has me trying new things. For example, I've discovered that brake fluid is actually delicious. I'm up to a case a day, but there's no need to worry about me.
Why was the camping trip so stressful?
Because it was in tents...
My girlfriend and I have been really stressed and having some issues so we decided to take a mini vacation, a weekend trip to a ski resort.
Everything started off well, but things went downhill really fast.
After my wife had a stressful day at work, I drew her bath. She then got mad at me!!
Some people are so ungrateful. I used an entire pencil adding details to it and everything :(
[Just thought of this. I'm pretty happy with myself right now.]
What is a stressful session at the nail salon called?
Imagine how stressful it would be to be a ski.
I mean, there’s so much pressure on you all the time.s
What do corals even get stressed about?
No matter how stressful my day is, I always sleep like a baby.
I crap myself and wake up crying at least once each night.
What's the difference between a stressed and an unstressed syllable?
Why do fish gets stressed ?
I make sure to eat legumes whenever I'm stressed.
It's the only way for me to achieve inner peas.
This sign at the Urologist actually took some stress away for my Vascetomy consult after a heartly chuckle.
Stressed.
When you are stressed about your weight, it's time for opposite of stressed, i.e desserts.
My wife told me, “Don’t stress out too much because your friends call you fat..”
...”You’re much bigger than that.”
Cooking made me so stressed that I screamed into my colander...
Son: Dad, I read about how Corals are stressed. What are they stressed about?
Dad: Current events, probably.
What do Christmas lights do when they’re stressed out?
I noticed a Judge stress eat.
Everytime things went wrong, she yelled 'order order'.
My OCD stricken friend blows off stress by repeatedly hitting F5.
He says he finds it refreshing.
I told him he needs help, now he keeps hitting F1.
Experts warn that all this social distancing is causing a lot of stress, anxiety, and depression.
The Flat Earth Society is especially worried. They think their members might be driven over the edge.
When I'm really feeling stressed out, I massage auto parts to relax...
Sometimes, I just knead a brake.
Ducks really cannot handle being stressed out
They quack under pressure
How are doctors so even tempered even under this incredibly stressful times?
They have a lot of patients.
The benefits of beer listed in bullet pints:
🍺 Beer is more nutritious than other alcoholic drinks.
🍺 Beer can help protect your heart.
🍺 Beer helps prevent kidney stones.
🍺 Beer lowers bad cholesterol.
🍺 Beer strengthens your bones.
🍺 Beer helps reduce stress.
🍺 Beer may help improve memory.
🍺 Beer helps cognitive function.
With all the stress eating I've been doing during quarantine...
I have been fattening the curve rather than flattening it.
What happened when the clam got too stressed out?
Did you know that being an omelette chef at a ski resort is one of the most stressful jobs in the world?
Everyone has such high eggspectations
The COVID19 situation has been especially stressful for the Flat Earth Society.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
What do coral get stressed about?
My wife told me, “Don’t stress out if people keep calling you fat...”
..”You are much bigger than that.”
What do fish stress about the most?
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