It said he was a stocker.
He was a certified stocker.
I work as a grocery stocker and last night I came across a new brand of water that I had never seen before.
Rather than spend my precious time looking for where it was supposed to go I went to my boss to find out where it goes.
Me:"Hey Sir, Where does the Niagara Water go?" Boss:(without missing a beat)"Lake Ontario"
A customer nearby groaned and shook his head.
My wife just received this email from her dad.
http://imgur.com/UA3kgN1
... But what kind of stocking stuffer do you get a stuffing stocker?
My wife and I entered WinCo to do some dinner shopping, and we walked by the meat counter just as a stocker with a serious case of plumber's crack was putting meat out. I turned to my wife and said, "That's not the kind of rump roast I had in mind."
I worked as a stocker at our local supermarket. A lady approached me and asked how much was a dozen eggs. I said twelve.
It went over her head. She replied "Twelve what? Twelve dollars, twelve cents, what?"
