Stock Options Puns

A list of puns related to "Stock Options"

there's literally three sets of twins in my math class.

guess this year is gonna be their year- its twinny twinny after all.

*twinny twinny sounds like twenty twenty (2020)*

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👤︎ u/downtothechateau
đź“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Why did the vegetable want a pay raise?

Because he wanted a bigger celery. And maybe even a stock option

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👤︎ u/boxymcboxbox
đź“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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