It was the first Degree murder
It was a giant missed stake.
Oh tannen-bomb oh tannen-bomb...
So I drove down the manualbahn instead.
"Have you just killed that elephant?" asked the cannibal. "Yes," replied the pygmy, "I did it with my club." "Wow," replied the cannibal. "You must have a really big club!" "Yes, there are about forty of us!"
As we paid the clerk asked if we would like a large bag for it. I instantly responded with "oh. I thought these new vacuums are bagless?".
Massive sigh from my girlfriend and not even a chuckle from the attendant.
That was a fantastick sight to see
"Look, thyme fries when you’re having pho!"
You'll only arm your attacker.
Like a match made in heaven.
A desserter.
Break the stick in half. Two halves make a whole. Climb out.
A paraplegic.
"Um... ducks?"
"No, Vel Crows."
I said, "Well, I guess that one is overruled."
I was sitting outside studying with my brother when my dad comes out and says "Hey, donttellwendy, you know what you should be doing? Sitting on the roof so you can get a higher education."
