State Church Puns

I now carry a scrap of paper in my back pocket that has the word "Otherwise" written on it.

Last night my mom was telling me how well my daughter did in the nursery at church, i pulled the paper out and firmly stated "This says Otherwise."

She took out her glasses, carefully unfolded it, then started laughing while handing it to my dad.

I asked, "Why do you care about the NSA monitoring church gatherings?"

He retorted, "Well, separation of church and state."